sometimes you just have to say fuck my stupid baka life and move on
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True solidarity is sitting in a google doc with your classmates late at night. We're in it together, anonymous chinchilla.
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Professionalism sucks I wanna put "😭😭" in my emails.
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"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet
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i put today on my calendar
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there’s a new potent drug called “the bed” out on the streets. just one hit of the damn thing and you’re passed out cold, tucked in, multiple blankies, honking and shooing for hours. scary stuff.
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A lot of people on this website make great points that could be phrased a lot less condescendingly
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sorry for acting batshit crazy I was feeling a little unwanted
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this is quite literally on-par with a royal baby announcement
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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
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