Rizzo's back yo.  From the campaign announcement: "On those that pollute, extra dosages is what I gotta give 'em/ Got 'em mad and tremblin'/cause I been up in my lab assemblin' missles/ to bomb the enemy/because they envy me/ and the makin' of my mad currency"

Recognizey Name for Mayor

Familiar-sounding white name wins 31% of the vote before anything even happens.

Philly in Final Running for DNC Ripoff Game

I'd probably go to some events if it came here, but let's not pretend this is going to be some major economic stimulus. It's a fun party that's not even gonna be as fun as it could be because they're not holding it in Center City.

Anyway, the economic impact from these conventions is always way less than the boosters say, and we're gonna end up spending a bunch of money on logistical support even if we're ruling out the official grift.

How much money? Darrell Clarke don't know but he says it's worth it anyway so it's probably cool you guys.