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newagexheroes 3 years
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SUE --> JOHNNY
Sue: He has some redeeming qualities, or I wouldn't have married him.
Sue: We'll see, I have to get him out of his lab first.
Johnny: Or I mean you have questionable taste but I would like to think my sister has good taste
Johnny: I bet if I set it on fire he'll get out
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newagexheroes 3 years
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KATE --> CLINT
Kate: i fully blame my parents
Kate: Sounds like something YOU would want.
Kate: you'RE MY FAVORITE AFTER NAT
Kate: who said i was sharing this one???
Clint: I also blame my parents
Clint: NO I like veggies on my too Lucky doesn't
Clint: WOW I FEEL SO WANTED AND SPEICAL
Clint: Me I did I said it
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newagexheroes 3 years
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TONY --> PEPPER
Tony: look at us a bunch of rich bitches
Tony: somebody has to watch our kid while her mother is out ruling the world.
Tony: but uh....pep, we work in the same building
Tony: when i go to work
Pepper: I had to get here somehow and making connections that young did wonders
Pepper: That's a bit of an exaggeration
Pepper: Yes I'm aware but you deal with very different people than I do
Pepper: i.e. when the avengers come to visit
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newagexheroes 3 years
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CAROL --> WANDA
Carol: At least I still get to be your favorite.
Carol: How long are you gonna be? I might get bored and do something stupid while I'm waiting.
Carol: Why wouldn't they, you're literally stronger than most of them combined.
Wanda: You'll always be me favorite
Wanda: Please don't no anything stupid it won't be more than an hour I swear
Wanda: because of the whole being a weapon of mass destruction scares people
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newagexheroes 3 years
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STEVE --> BUCKY
Steve: Coulda been worse.
Steve: Bandana wearers?
Bucky: You could have stolen it which would have been a much bigger problem
Bucky: No things missing a limb
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newagexheroes 3 years
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NATASHA --> YELENA
Natasha: You'd be surprised.
Natasha: James, without hesitation. Steve too if someone he cared about were in trouble.
Natasha: Most of them have morals nobody else can figure out what they are. It's part of their charm.
Yelena: The Soldier doesn't count, he's one of us
Yelena: However the Captain? That would surprise me. Ivan would have a field day if he knew
Yelena: Morals are still morals
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newagexheroes 3 years
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SUE --> JOHNNY
Sue: I figured as much.
Sue: Reed isn't that bad. You just like different things.
Sue: Even though I'm going to punch him into the sun one of these days.
Johnny: He's also the most oblivious man I've ever met which even for me is aggravating
Johnny: You gotta tell me when you do I want to film it I bet it would go viral
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newagexheroes 3 years
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KATE --> CLINT
Kate: NO I'VE ABANDONED MY BOY
Kate: I'll bring so much pizza he won't hate me anymore
Kate: listen LISTEN L I S T E N
Kate: I have a plan.
Kate: That involves breaking and entering and kidnapping the dog.
Kate: I just needed it to be dark and not in public first.
Kate: wanna be my lookout?
Clint: YOU ONLY HAVE YOURSELF TO BLAME
Clint: He's going to need an entire pizza all to himself all meat on that for you to forgive him
Clint: ........yeah i'll come be your look out
Clint: Only because this is a dog that deserves to be loved by us
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newagexheroes 3 years
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TONY --> PEPPER
Tony: public school?
Tony: i never been but i can assume it's the worst
Pepper: I never went either I went to a prep school
Pepper: Considering you bring her to work I have to wonder if she learned something there
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newagexheroes 3 years
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CAROL --> WANDA
Carol: You know what. I walked into that one.
Carol: Where are you?
Wanda: I thought you might see it that way
Wanda: I just finished up on a mission so I'm on my way home
Wanda: Can you believe they're letting me go on missions again?
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newagexheroes 3 years
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STEVE --> BUCKY
Steve: If I say yes............how much trouble am I gonna get into?
Steve: He only had three legs, Buck.
Steve: And a bandana.
Bucky: None can I really fault you for getting excited by a dog?
Bucky: ....I think you have a type
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newagexheroes 3 years
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NATASHA --> YELENA
Natasha: I figured as much.
Natasha: I forgot who I was talking to, but there's no one yet.
Natasha: Just making sure I know who to go to if I ever need someone.
Yelena: Who else do you know will kill someone?
Yelena: Don't your little friends all have upstanding morals or something like that?
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newagexheroes 3 years
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SUE --> JOHNNY
Sue: I need you to either watch Franklin for the night or drag Reed out of his lab.
Sue: I feel like I haven't seen my husband in ages.
Johnny: I rather watch Franklin
Johnny: No offence but that kid knows how to have a good time
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newagexheroes 3 years
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KATE --> CLINT
Kate: don't tell lucky but i pet another dog today
Kate: and almost took it home
Kate: just straight up took some lady's dog because she was being mean to him at the park
Clint: He already knows
Clint: he can FEEL IT
Clint: ...okay so why DIDN'T YOU STEAL IT? YOU LEFT IT HERE??
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newagexheroes 3 years
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TONY --> PEPPER
Tony: just so you're aware
Tony: it wasn't me that taught morgan to swear
Tony: i take full responsibility for shit and shit only
Pepper: Okay...
Pepper: So who would have taught her to swear? Where has she been where she heard those words?
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newagexheroes 3 years
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CAROL --> WANDA
Carol: Guess who's back from space?
Carol: It's your favorite blonde Captain.
Carol: And if you respond to that with "Steve's back" I'm breaking up with you.
Wanda: Well of course it's you
Wanda: Steve wasn't in space ;)
Wanda: But really!! I'm glad you're back... but I'm actually not at the compound at the minute
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newagexheroes 3 years
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STEVE --> BUCKY
Steve: If you see an article about me losing it over a dog in the grocery store, it wasn't really me.
Steve: Carol said there's Skrulls on the loose......or something.
Bucky: You really think I'm that dumb?
Bucky: I know you saw a dog and lost your shit don't act like I don't know you Rogers
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