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twitch, killing floor 2, stream, streaming
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It’s stream day again!
Come join me at https://www.twitch.tv/limitlxss for more Killing Floor 2! Today we’ll be taking on more Zeds and talking about Resident Evil, Gladiolus’ abs and what’s for dinner.
Stream starts at 2pm GMT and ends at 8! (So I can get aforementioned dinner).
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Rules
No godmodding. Obviously.
This blog is multiship/multifandom/multipairing/multianythingreally
Mun and Muse are 18+, NSFW material will be tagged as such.
Any triggers will be tagged. If I missed one, PM me and I will tag it.
I personally have no triggers, so feel free to do whatever you want.
Please make sure your grammar is proper when rping.
I won’t just drop things, so if I haven’t replied in 2 days, shoot me an ask. Chances are I said “Oh yeah, I’ll get to that after I do this thing” and then never did.
I rp in paragraph form, either short paragraphs or long paragraphs. I don’t do icons, or one liners, or script-style rps.
I post OOC on here sometimes, and I’ll tag it. Sometimes. If I remember.
I do meme sundays, please even if you don’t rp with me send me stuff on meme sunday! I love it!
I care for every single one of the people I interact with. I want to see you stay healthy. I will respect that you might need time off for health/school/family reasons, so please respect me when I need to do the same.
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OOC
Okay I swear to god this blog will be active in the next weeks because I am in exams and I need to procrastinate somehow, lol. If you’ve sent me a message or ask I am so sorry I haven’t responded but please know that I love you all!!
Shoot me an ask ic if you want to rp and I will definitely respond!
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▢ in a wheelchair
Send a symbol for an AU-starter where my muse is…
It was difficult enough to lose his sight. It was difficult enough to felt like he’d failed not only himself, but the rest of the people he cared about. It was downright demeaning to be stuck in a wheelchair, Prompto pushing him along without a care in the world.
Ignis was still shaky from the event, and not having his sight made him even more cautious on his jelly legs. Gladio had suggested they just push him around for a while until he could get used to it, and Prompto immediately agreed. Not being in control of his body or where it went was something new to Ignis that he did not enjoy.
“Prompto, please,” he implored, “slow down.”
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“My feet are killing me.”
Masquerade Ball Starters
Ignis chuckled, set down his drink and stood from his chair. “Perhaps you’d like my seat, then?”
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♥  Laying by their side and watching them while they sleep with a fond smile.
Ignis had always been a light sleeper, however, the man could sleep almost anywhere: hotels, cheap and dirty motels, even in the Regalia when he wasn’t driving. And especially in camps when the boys’ backs were pressed into the hard ground or rock.
After dinner and a few rounds of King’s Knight, Ignis had persuaded the other three to get a decent night’s sleep and to not go to bed in the middle of the night for once. And as soon as his head hit the pillow he was out like a light.
Prompto stared at him incredulously, who knew Ignis was that tired? If he was so exhausted, he hid it rather well. Prompt slipped into the tent next, lying down beside the adviser with a gentle smile. It was rare to see the (as many people claim him to be) uptight man be in such a state of peace.
“G’night Iggy.”
“Mmhmm,” was the man’s sleepy response as he simply rolled over and away from the noise.
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☄ Leaning your head on their shoulder while they talk.
Ignis had been sat at the table, looking at maps and trying to find the next closest outpost to where they were presently.
“There is an outpost not far from here, next to a few places I could probably find new ingredients in, and I-” the man stopped dead when he felt the wait on his shoulder. He didn’t even have to look, he knew that Prompto was sitting next to him, and he knew after a long day he was probably tired. It didn’t take a genius to put two and two together.
Ignis cleared his throat and continued regardless, staying stock still for Prompt to possibly get some rest before they set out again. “I have been thinking of a new recipe, I just need one more ingredient to make it perfect.”
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"Help me up.. please help me up..."
Prompto had lost consciousness in the heat of the desert, which Ignis couldn’t blame him for. The blond was wearing all black, just like the rest of them, and had not had much to drink that morning before the four had set out. Gladio had lifted the man and given him a piggyback ride back to the hotel.
“I’m afraid not.” Ignis answered from his seat next to Prompto’s bed, never looking up from what he was writing. “You’re to rest until you have enough strength to get up on your own.”
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[text] Unless you want the whole internet to see you naked, you better do as I tell you.
The text startled Ignis to say the least. And from Prompto, no less. Of course, he must have snapped a few quick pictures while Ignis was getting changed...but really there was nothing the older man could do.
[text] And what, pray tell, will you have me do?
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“That’s it! I’ve come up with a new recipeeeh.”
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Anon, The Match Maker
Go on anonymous(Or Not) and send me an ask with character from any fandom (Name - Series, Please!), that you picked out to be my muse’s ideal match, and I’ll rate it on the scale below:
One True Pairing! - ❤❤❤❤❤ Almost Perfect!     - ❤❤❤❤ I’d Ship It!             - ❤❤❤ Sure why not.       - ❤❤ Maybe…               - ❤ Neutral                 - (Explain why) Maybe Not…         - 💔 Yeah, No…            - 💔💔 Anti-Ship!              - 💔💔💔 Are You Nuts?       - 💔💔💔💔 OH HELL NO!        - 💔💔💔💔💔
Then I’ll follow it up with a few words from the muse, mun, or both, explaining why they think it would work out or not!
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♥ MR. AND MRS. SMITH SENTENCE STARTERS ↳ feel free to adjust sentences to make it fit your muse better!
❛ I never told you, but I was married once before. ❜
❛ It was just a drunken Vegas thing. ❜
❛ What’s her name and social security number? ❜
❛ No, you’re not gonna kill her. ❜
❛ If you don’t like them we can take them back. ❜
❛ Happy endings are just stories that haven’t finished yet. ❜
❛ The new curtains are hideous. ❜
❛ Your aim’s as bad as your cooking sweetheart… and that’s saying something! ❜
❛ Wait, why do I get the girl gun? ❜
❛ You gotta take this bitch out! ❜
❛ Don’t tell me how to handle my wife. ❜
❛ It was just my cover, sweetheart. ❜
❛ My parents died when I was five. I’m an orphan. ❜
❛ That’s the second time you’ve tried to kill me today. ❜
❛ Oh, come on, it was just a little bomb. ❜
❛ Ask us the sex question. ❜
❛ Still alive, baby? ❜
❛ You obviously want me dead, and I’m less and less concerned for your well-being. ❜
❛ Hey baby. I didn’t hear you downstairs. ❜
❛ These fuckers get younger every year. ❜
❛ I can’t believe I brought my real parents to our wedding. ❜
❛ I guess that’s what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning. ❜
❛ Chicken shit! ❜
❛ Pussy! ❜
❛ Come to Daddy. ❜
❛ Who’s your Daddy now? ❜
❛ Tell me you got smart and that you killed that lying bitch. ❜
❛ Come on, let’s talk about this! You don’t want to go to bed angry! ❜
❛ I thought I told you not to bother me at the office, honey. ❜
❛ You burn the picture after you get the assignment! It’s the first thing you learn! ❜
❛ Oh, I must have missed that day. Just like you missed the one about not marrying the enemy. ❜
❛ Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. ❜
❛ Option B: You don’t talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. ❜
❛ Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is… you die. ❜
❛ You saying you had your ass handed to you by some girl? ❜
❛ There’s this huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up with everything that we don’t say to each other. What’s that called?  ❜
❛ I have a theory, newly developed. ❜
❛ I think you killed us. ❜
❛ Why do you care? I was just a cover. ❜
❛ It’s called evasive driving, sweetheart! ❜
❛ I never went to MIT. Notre Dame. Art history major. ❜
❛ Maybe it’s not such a good idea to undermine me in front of the hostage — sends a mixed message. ❜
❛ Baby, you couldn’t find the button with both hands and a map. ❜
❛ you really expect me to roll over and play dead? ❜
❛ Well, you should be used to it after five years of marriage. ❜
❛ We should so not be allowed to buy these. ❜
❛ Tempting but I don’t get out of bed for less than half a million dollars. ❜
❛ We’re going to have to re-do every conversation we’ve ever had. ❜
❛ Have you been selling big guns to bad people? ❜
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🎭 Masquerade Ball Starters 🎭
“Did you really think hiding your cheek bones was going to fool anyone?” “Do I…know you?” “Have we met before?” “Are you sure I don’t know you?” “Your eyes are absolutely captivating.” “I don’t think we’ve met yet.” “May I have this dance?” “You look positively enchanting this evening.” “I’d know those dazzling eyes anywhere.” “These skirts make it so hard to move.” “Some of these costumes are so extravagant. They must have cost a fortune.” “You look quite ravishing in that dress.” “You look quite handsome in that suit.” “Can I see your face?” “I don’t think you want to see my face.” “My God, you could fit an entire circus under her pannier. How’d she even fit through the door?” “Champagne?” “My feet are killing me.” “I never thought I’d see you in something so fancy.” “I feel like I’m rubbing elbows with the queen right now.” “Care to sneak away with me? I doubt we will be missed.” “Can you guess who I am under here?” “I’d compliment your beauty, but I can’t see it under there. You’ll have to accept my compliments to your mask instead, it’s quite lovely.” “I can’t hear you through that mask. Did you really have to choose one that covers your mouth?” “Do you know who I am?” “Do you know who she is?” “Do you know who he is?” “You���re very light on your feet.” “Ow! It’s like you have two left feet.” “I’m a terrible dancer.” “Who cares if you’re a good dancer? Have fun! No one will know it’s you anyway!” “No one’s asked me to dance all night…” “I feel like I’m in a dream!” “Can we please go home? This is torture.” “How did I ever let you talk me into coming here?” “I prefer watching from the sidelines to participating.” “You’ve spent the entire evening at the snack table.” “Can I cut in?” “I have to go.” “I’m not supposed to be here. If they catch me I’m in trouble!” “Please. What is your name? I want to see you again.”
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Our muses just slept together; send me what your muse has to say afterwards and i’ll post my muse’s reaction
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Acts of Affection
Send in a symbol from YOUR muse to see how MY muse will react to yours!  For the ones where YOUR muse gives or says something to mine: WILD CARD! Your muse can pick the item, sings a specific song, or says a specific thing!
Family/Platonic:
✩  Grooming, brushing, or tending to their hair.
✪  Rubbing their back after a stressful day or disappointment.
★  Cooking them their favorite meal and feeding them.
✬  Making them their favorite hot beverage.
☼  Cuddling on the sofa next to each other.
☀  Singing them to sleep.
☆  Getting them something they need before they ask for it. 
☄ Leaning your head on their shoulder while they talk.
✥ Play fighting!
❃  Mussing their hair or tugging at their clothes (a hat, sleeve, etc.)
Shipping/Romance:
♥  Laying by their side and watching them while they sleep with a fond smile.
♡  Kissing the corner of their eyes.
❥  Running your hand over their arm and gently pulling them close.
❤  Whispering sweet nothings in their ear. 
❦  Holding hands and nuzzling somewhere ambient and low-lit.
❣  Staring deep into their eyes with adoration.
ღ  Rubbing your leg against theirs under the table.
ℒ  Pulling them into a hall/alley to kiss them passionately.
£ Brushing your hand over or gently squeezing their bum.
Ω Running a hand over their collar bone or décolleté.
Sexual/NSFW:
✖  Soft nips at the neck and shoulder line.
✗  Bathing, washing, or soaking together quietly after sex.
♦  Body worshipping their naked form, slowly.
✚  Painting honey dust, edible paint, or other soft brush strokes on their body.
✦  Giving a sensual massage.
♢ Straddling their lap and holding their face to yours for a deep kiss.
▲ Dressing them up in lingerie (or gear) with gentle attention.
▽ Running your hand between their thighs, and splitting their legs apart.
► Unzipping their clothes free and kissing their neck.
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YAKUZA/GANG!AU’S
1. My father is the leader of a gang/yakuza and he sent you, one of his rookies, to keep an eye on me and keep me safe. Can I trust you?
2. I live in a bad neighborhood and have always minded my own business, but one night I walked into a shady alley and was caught by some thugs. I was being harassed when you, a gang/yakuza lord came and stopped them. Now you say I owe you favors…?
3. I’m tired of being weak and bullied so I decided to join a gang/yakuza. I met you, one of the leaders, who says I’m not cut out for this line of work. But no matter what I do you won’t leave me, nor let me join. What am I to you?
4. You have a bad rep around town for being a part of a gang/yakuza. But I honestly feel sorry for you. You confront me one night about the way I’ve been looking at you and I can’t help but be honest. Why are you so sad?
5. You promised me you wouldn’t go around hustling anymore but last night you came back home bloody. You say it’s for me but this money isn’t what I need from you. Why are you lying to me?
6. After my father passed away I inherited his business. I didn’t expect you, a young handsome well educated man to be my father’s right hand. How did you get here?
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AU-Symbol Meme
Send a symbol for an AU-starter where my muse is…
♞ a knight
■ blind
☁ deaf
╳ mute
▢ in a wheelchair
シ a murderer
♛ a king/queen
♔ crown prince/crown princess
♧ an animal
♀♂ transgender
☂ homeless
► a vlogger
✪ an actor
♬ a musician
✍ a writer
☕ IT-worker
$ a cashier
☙ a vet
☘ a doctor
💔 unhappily married
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