Some people, mentioning no names, have dared to criticise some of these outfits, to which i say, behold, your downfall. Custom metallic silver and ivory paisley in 5XL. What do you have to say to that?!
yup, maybe you did. or maybe, just maybe, you put on a few *hundred*, cause that is a ball gut of pretty sizeable proportion. i mean, you don't even come close to being able to hold it in your hands, it sags completely over your belt, and i bet if you we're to try to close that shirt your wearing, you'd be lucky if a button didn't pop off the next time you sat down. not to mention, based on the size of your pants, it looks like your gut isn't the only place where an insane amount of lard has wound up - im sure you're thighs are like tree trunks, but certainly not due to muscle. so yeah, maybe you did put on a few pounds, and maybe you'll put on a few more.
NEW FATTY: George Irwin on TikTok livestreams everyday. Classic exjock. Used to play football now is a fat college boy. He has acknowledged it many times too. Look at those love handles and overhang!
The last time I tried to pop this pant I couldn't do anything to it no matter how hard I pushed and tried several times. Now I can do it the first time and being empty haha.
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