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epsilon, what you and i were involved with… the things we helped do… i’ll be honest - i don’t know if we can ever get all the way back to good. but, i think that we have a chance to do better. and if we wake up everyday and try to make things better, eventually, we might find that better is good enough.

#rvb #red versus blue #agent carolina #carolina #gifset #the logs

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In other news stop only counting seasons 1-13 as ‘complete’ RvB like a) false advertising please include EVERY season, even ones you don’t like, when archiving and b) don’t you dare do S14 dirty like that. S14 was a GEM and I will not tolerate slander against it.

#rvb #red versus blue #the logs #beans speaks #sorry s14 is so important to me. I was the most recently released season when I first found rvb (late to the party ikik)

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Scene redraw while everythings on my mind

#rvb #red versus blue #rvb kimball #rvb felix #vanessa kimball #isaac gates #the fanart

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ID 1: A tweet by Jason Weight @/aJasonWeight that reads -

Grimmons was to be a genuine character arc in my s18. I would've had so much fun with that season. [cut off dropbox link]

The quote retweet, also by Jason reads: The moment that baby dissolves I'm sharing all my unmade scripts. End ID 1.

Images 2-5 are screenshots of scripts, transcribed below the cut.

ID 2: A screenshot of a script that reads -

Int. Observation Deck - Day

Simmons watches a star-fighter escort them through the window. After a moment, from his POV, his thumb and forefinger pinch it.

Simmons: (explosion noises)

Enter Grif. Simmons snaps back to a normal pose.

Grif: Dick my neck is fucking killing me.

Simmons: Uh huh.

Grif: I think it's the work, you know. Workin' too much.

Simmons is trying not to look interested.

Simmons: (beat) Do you drink coffee when you work?

Grif: Mostly as a vehicle for cream but yeah. Why do you wanna to know that?

Simmons: Forget it.

Beat.

Simmons: (con't) Magnesium.

Grif: What?

Simmons: Caffeine impairs magnesium absorption. I got wicked back-ache from peeling potatoes til I switched. To decaf.

Grif: Why don't I know that you get back aches?

Simmons: Why would you? End ID 2.

ID 3: A screenshot of a script that reads -

They stare out the window silently.

Grif: You know that's the longest conversation we've had in a year.

Simmons: (laughs bitterly) So you can't read body language.

Grif: Huh?

Simmons: I don't have to be your friend. Okay? It's easier if I'm just not.

Grif: You're such a nard! Why do you take every little fucking thing so serious?

Look of disbelief from Simmons. Grif avoids it.

Grif: (con't) (beat) We used to be pretty close.

Through the window, two escorts in formation. Symmetry.

Grif: (con't) It's because (when)

Simmons: It's because when the Tower of Procreation was activated we had sex with each other -

Grif: (con't) I knew you'd be weird about it!

Enter Sister.

Sister: What are you guys talking about?

Simmons: Nothing.

Grif: Simmons thinks oral counts as sex.

Sister: Simmons is right.

Simmons: Let me feel weird! End ID 3.

ID 4: A screenshot of a script that reads -

Grif: (annoyed beat) Okay, if theoretically a magic spell made me and Simmons perform sex acts on each other -

Simmons: Hey!!

Grif: - does it count as like - I mean, should Simmons be weird about it?

Sister: Oddly specific. No, I don't think so. I don't think it counts. In fact it'd be pretty fucked up. Theoretically.

Grif: Thank you.

Simmons: You don't know.

Sister: But from what I hear it was called the Temple of Procreation, i.e. reproduction.

Grif & Simmons look at each other, confused.

Simmons: What's she saying?

Sister: I'm saying whatever happened in that storage closet had nothing to do with the heterosexual temple energy. And if, say, you two were already in love with each other it sure would make things weird, if you were compelled to screw before confessing your feelings. (Beat.) And maybe you think you feel weird about the temple because of its creepy sex magic but in truth you wanted to do it. Maybe you did it because you thought you'd never get to again. Maybe you were on the same page. (More.) End ID 4.

ID 5: A screenshot of a script that reads -

Sister: (con't) Maybe because you're in a weird macho military unit, where being square is so at the forefront you all call each other by your last names, (tough voice) Grif, Simmons (voice) - you're not allowed your own feelings. Hey Simmons buddy you're turning red.

Grif: That's just his armor!

Sister: Being tough means confronting shit. Especially if you're scared of it. (Walking away.) Food for thought.

Simmons & Grif stare out the window.

ok well since everyones posting the script without jasons permission i guess i will too. heres the full thing (hoping its fine with him😭) its so good

#rvb #red versus blue #rvb grif #rvb simmons #rvb kai #dexter grif #dick simmons #kaikaina grif #grimmons #the logs #sorry for the image ID I’ve gotten in the habit for [redacted] since my friend can’t see anymore

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my (second) favorite rvb loser

#rvb #red versus blue #rvb washington #agent washingtub #the fanart #alsjrbdjwhriaehja I forgot how blorbo he was

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RIP RoosterTeeth your memory will be rose tinted and romanticized despite your Horrors.

Anyways check out the link below the cut for my go-to safe streaming site to go watch every single season and episode of Red vs Blue (this site is also good for pretty much any RT animated original too):

https://www.wcostream.tv/anime/red-vs-blue

#rvb #red versus blue #the fandom #rip rooster teeth #Warner bros can pry my blorbos from my cold dead hands #(beans you haven’t posted in month - yeah. the last 5 months have been a personal hell bc of [redacted] but I’m not dead yet]#i forgor abt this blog for a bit ngl. also yknow. [redacted] so im trying to focus on not pissing ppl off by existing.

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nevada-got-screwed-over · 5 months

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#rvb #red versus blue #rvb tucker #rvb caboose #rvb church #lavernius tucker #michael j caboose #leonard church #the fanart

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Simmons really does have the energy of a baby trans who has met his first elder trans (Sarge) and needs so desperately to get the attention and approval of said elder trans

#rvb #red versus blue #rvb simmons #rvb sarge #dick simmons #super colonel sarge #the logs #you’re right and you should say it

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