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Vampires can’t live in Africa because holy water hurts them, and they always bless the rain down in Africa.
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what a time to be alive
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i love how you guys talk shit about cartoon style and animation but what the fuck is with this phineas and ferb obsession, The Ugliest Childrens Show Ever Animated.
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Probably a lot of the smartest people in the world ended up working regular jobs because their true potential was never tapped into due to how most education systems work
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nb people are members of the fae
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I feel like I haven't slept for days. Can't wait to feel like this for the next six months.
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Time for my annual six month depression.
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You know what really sucks about having a parent die when you're 16?
You never forget them. You go about your life thinking "damn mom would've loved to experience that." You think "damn I wish mom was here to see this." And that's all you can think about. Everything that happens in your life from the moment they died turns into "I wish she was here for this." And then it hits that they're gone and the wound opens all over again and you just can't stop thinking about all the events they would have been so excited about; like graduations and weddings and vacations and movies.
You can never really move on and accept that they're gone forever because you can't stop thinking about what they would have wanted to experience with you.
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Sir Ian McKellen attended the Evening Standard Theatre Awards in London, Nov 13.   
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An anti-gun agenda in Batman being controversial.
Anti gun.
Batman.
Gun.
Bat.
Man.
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Katara: aang how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?
Aang: the best revenge is letting go and living well
Katara:…
Katara: zuko how do I get-
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Atlas and the weight of the world
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September 4, 2018
Dear Tumblr, this is a special operation. We are going to purge the porn bots that follow us. 
Porn bots often have real looking usernames. The reason for this is because those usernames once belonged to real users. Bots hijack usernames as soon as it becomes available (Usernames become available if you change your username or delete your blog). They do this because the username (domain name) has more ‘authority’ than a complete new username. Porn bots rank higher in Google and other search engines because of this higher authority. It also makes them look more real.
But don’t be deceived. Let’s purge those bots! 
How to tell if a blog is a bot:
First go see who follows you on Tumblr. 
A blog is a porn bot when:
their profile picture is ‘sexy’ (and sometimes their username and description are the same)
They have links on their blog (if they follow you and have links: 10000% bot)
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*Do not report empty blogs. There is nothing to report them for and chances are they are normal users that don’t use Tumblr after they created an account. 
How to purge a porn bot
Desktop
Go to their blog
Click on the pawn/human icon
Click ‘Report’ –> 'Report spam’ (do not report for sensitive content; porn is allowed on Tumblr)
Click ‘Flag & Block’
Mobile App
Go to their blog
Tap the pawn/human icon
Tap ‘report‘
‘Report spam‘
Please, report all the porn bots that follow you. Please reblog this post a few times until September 10! We need to act quickly, because chances are, bot owners will stumble upon this post and then start to mass unfollow or mass delete all the posts on their blog so we can’t identify them, only to start again when the coast is clear. Going through your followers and reporting the bots only takes five minutes and it’s going to have such a positive impact on the community. Your help is greatly appreciated! Let us all UNITE. 
LET THE PURGE COMMENCE!
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Report Button On Mobile Is Now A Thing!
I can confirm, after updating the app on a device that runs on android, that the Tumblr app now has a ‘report blog button’ too! 
Go to the bot blog
Tap the pawn/human icon
Tap ‘report’
‘Report spam’
This is going to make things so much easier! Please, check the blogs that follow you and report those porn bots!
Please signal boost this. Together we can purge the bots!
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It’s all fun and games making fun of Linkin Park’s lyrics, until you realize they were written and performed by people struggling with depression and actually helped millions of people worldwide cope with theirs.
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