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I can’t always turn back! Why do you think I sometimes sit at the table as an animal? You think I enjoy having to lap up my soup?
Uhm... no...
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You’re gonna have to start training me, then. I wanna be able to drink you under the table.
We’ll see, love.
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Who is your number one?
Tough call, but I’m going to have to say me.
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A child! Oh my goodness, how old? I’m so excited! Being around grown people thoughts all the time gives me a headache. Rest in peace, Elsie’s chipmunk.
I believe she said six?
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You’d better. I haven’t properly prepared my liver for an Irishman’s funeral.
Don’t worry, love, you have plenty of time.
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Well, don’t push yourself too hard there. I’d hate for my only Irish friend to die.
Wait until I get another Irish friend. Then you’re in the clear.
Well I don’t even have that many Irish friends myself, so I guess I better start working on Immortality.
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Anyways, I heard there’s a kid here? What if I turn into something tiny and she hugs me to death?
Turn back?
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That’s fucked up. So how do you know what’s too much? What if you die from it?
No idea whats to much, and if I die from it, then I die.
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I probably won’t. I’m upset, but I don’t want anyone to get maimed on my behalf.
Fair enough, love.
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I guess so. The first time I teleported, I got a head rush so strong that I fell over and couldn’t get up for hours without my brain feeling like it was gonna explode. Luckily, I had teleported to my bed.
When i first summoned Baskerville I fell unconscious for hours,
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So why’d you keep doing it?
Because its easier now, and it’s not that bad.
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Well, I don’t know if I wanna ‘get back’ at anyone. It’s fine, I suppose.
Well let me know if you do.
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…why?
You’re a good friend of mine, so I’ll help get back at them.
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It must have been scary for you to just summon one out of the blue, huh?
The first one i summoned almost gave me a bloody heart attack.
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If it was a genuine gift, I would be appreciative. But there’s a lot of hostile creeps here that would love to see Coyote Girl all riled up.
Well if it was left with hostile intent, let me know.
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If it was a gift, why did they leave it anonymously? Don’t people like giving gifts?
Not if they might get their throats ripped out for leaving it.
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