Wooper's day out

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One thing I love about Gale is that he'd do the finger wiggle and say "don't mind if I do" to a little treat but he'd also say it to the Necromancy of Thay.

Theres good reason Halsin never got Tadpoled

I think it would be really funny if you could get Wyll out of his pact by having Withers reclass him

Mizora over here pissed off because she didn’t anticipate Wyll being friends with the god of paperwork who would get him out of his devil contract for 100 gold, meanwhile he’s punching trees in half because he’s a monk now and giggling the whole time

The city of Baldur's Gate needs stricter zoning laws and dig regulations. There is no solid ground beneath it. It's the sewers. It's the Bhaal temple. It's the Shar cloister. It's Cazador's dungeon. It's Ansur's tomb. The city is built on top of like ten feet of sheet rock at most, and they didn't build OUT they built UP!!

The structural integrity of like. Kirkwall (Dragon Age) seems like a fortress in comparison. Because it's built INTO a cliff. Like even High Town is built into the jet of the cliff.

Baldur's Gate's Upper City is just like!!! Free standing!! It's bossel wood! It's a house of cards!! I refuse to believe that the first tremor of the brain didn't collapse entire sections into giant sinkholes because it was honestly just an accident waiting to happen. The city is hollow. It's a souffle.

sorry it has led to WHAT

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

if a supervillain said "you wont kill me thatd make you just like me" i would simply say "no it wouldnt id be saving millions of people" and the villain would say "but youd be dooming yourself. could you really live knowing youre a killer" and id say "well id certainly have trouble. ill probably be very sad about it. definitely a lot to unpack" and theyd say "so you wont do it" and id say "oh no im still gonna" and theyd say "what" and id say "youre a supervillain responsible for countless deaths and yet here you are desperately trying to bargain for your life. you want to live. which means you can easily live with yourself after being responsible for countless deaths. i, on the other hand, will at the very least have tremendous difficulty with even killing just one person and at worst might just jump out a window right after i do it. the very nature of this whole conversation about whether we are the same has proven to me we are very much not the same and i am certain killing you to save millions is the morally correct decision here" and theyd say "what" and id say "get killed idiot"

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thousand year door girly doodles

Lil comic interaction I had thought of yesterday

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