little hetero things
color coding your infant children
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Sex is like boxing. If both people didn’t fully agree to participate, one of them is committing a crime
John Oliver (via iamyourdom)
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Let it pass; April is over, April is over. There are all kinds of love in the world, but never the same love twice.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Sensible Thing
(via sarahs-delights)
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“some people dont think [unattractive british actor] is hot???
well
[image of unattractive british actor]
does
[image of unattractive british actor]
this
[image of unattractive british actor]
change
[image of unattractive british actor]
your
[image of unattractive british actor]
mind?”
[3 more images of unattractive british actor]
no it actually doesnt he still looks like a shoe
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You homophobes are gonna be really thirsty now
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Website: Are you straight or gay?
Me: lol
Website: Are you a boy or a girl?
Me: LOL
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