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nerdforensics3000 · 3 months

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Bro, you ok? Bro, humans aren’t separate from the ecosystems around us. We’re a part of them, bro. Bro, we’re never going to have absolutely zero effect on ecosystems, because we live here, bro. Bro, I never said it had to be a bad effect. We don’t have to immediately be perfect either, bro, sometimes doing what you can is what you can, and its way better than nothing. Bro what do you mean humans are a plague. You’re starting to sound a bit like an ecofascist, bro… Bro?

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nerdforensics3000 · 4 months

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One fun fact about me is that there is a pit in the forest. It is a part of me. I do not know where my reflection ends and I begin and I am so entwined with its murky waters I have begun to wonder if I am human at all, or if I am some creation of mud and wood given life against its will. When I die look for me in the pit. I will be in there, watching you.

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nerdforensics3000 · 7 months

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DBZ Theory: The Secret of Chiaotzu

[Art by @HAL7040 on Twitter]

Tien and Chiaotzu are inseparable. Whenever one is on screen, you know the other one is not far away. They go together like crab potstickers and rice. Tien is Chiaotzu's best friend. There cannot be any doubt that they treat each other with affection.

Tien is always trying to push past his limits, and Chiaotzu is always there dutifully at his side - to assist with his training, to cheer him on, join in a fight, and even prepare meals for him. Without any ambitions for himself to distract him.

I mean, that fits into Tien's lifestyle a little too perfectly?

Think about it... does he even talk to anybody else? Try to recall a moment that Chiaotzu talked to anyone that wasn't part a filler moment? You'd have to go back to the original Dragonball, even then Tien was watching near by.

Also, he was introduced as small rival for Krillin, but that highlights another question. What's up with his body?

I mean, he met Goku 3 years before he married Chichi. Now Goku's a Grandfather and Chiaotzu looks exactly the same as when he was introduced.

A few of you might be thinking - he's might be a psychic projection sustained by Tien himself. A lot of you are probably chiming up to say - Chioatzu is a Chinese Vampire.

That's not what I'm saying.

My theory has always been that Chiaotzu is a homunculus.

If you don't know, Tien started as a villain. He would go to extremes to prove he was the strongest. He entered the Tenkaichi Tournament and had no qualms about crippling his opponents. If the rules allowed, there's no doubt, he would have killed them. You see the Crane school had one other outstanding member, "Mercenary Tao" a world famous assassin. Tien was training to be the greatest Assassin in the world.

Now, think about Chiaotzu's skills. He can communicate telepathically with Tien. He can use his Psychic powers to block bullets, hurl objects, or hold a person in place. His signature attack is the Dodon Ray, it's like an assassin's bullet. Plus, he's got an suicide attack as a last resort. Plus, he's tiny, and he can fly. And he looks like a small, unassuming Child.

The perfect tool for an Assassin.

Add to that, that now we know, the Crane school had no qualms about dealing with the dark arts, as exemplified by Yurin's talisman magic.

My theory is that to increase his chances of success, a young Tienshinan used the Dark Arts of the Crane School to craft a perfect Assassin's tool. Going to extremes and not being hampered by breaking a few laws, he might have started with the dead body of a young boy (maybe he killed him himself) and resurrected him as a living weapon who's mind is totally devoted to him.

Of course, Tien had a dramatic change in his course in life. He left behind the Assasin's road to travel an honorable path. And Chiaotzu and him are enjoying life.

But what I can't help but wonder is what will happen to Chiaotzu after Tien finally passes? Will he find another fighter to glom on to? Will he finally find a life for himself? Or will he stand by Tien's grave still devoted to his master?

Chances are - we'll never know. But we can theorize about it.

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nerdforensics3000 · 7 months

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nerdforensics3000 · 7 months

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Manic power of a forgotten god 🎭🧿🩸

[Linktober 2022 Day 27: Deity]

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nerdforensics3000 · 7 months

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some sky(loft)kids

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nerdforensics3000 · 7 months

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I swear to god every like week and a half, I have lapse in judgment and go a little insane over Warriors

ANYWAYS compilation of Wars pannels I regularly think of (+ bonus legend)

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nerdforensics3000 · 7 months

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When a Hero passes away their soul takes on the form of a winged wolf. Whether its a blessing or a curse, they spend their days along with their god wandering and protecting Hyrule.

They are primarily seen only at night and all across Hyrule. The only area they are guaranteed to be spotted is Korok Woods.

The only time they were ever seen in the daylight was in an event shortly after the First Calamity. Persecuted, homes burned and with nowhere to go, Termitius himself along with his pack of heroes guided the Sheikah to their new home which is now known as Kakariko Village.

Since then, all Sheikah have vowed to never harm any of Termitius's sacred animals and he is to be worshipped alongside Hylia. In response, Termitius willed that none of his sacred animals harm a Sheikah (unless Yiga) and blessed their warriors with techniques and skills that put most to shame.

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I had doodled a Fierce Deity wolf and it peeked some peoples intrest

For those who are curious about Termitius's sacred animals they are: Wolves, Owls, Deer, Rabbits and Dragons

Note: These animals may be hunted but only out of necessity. Termitius is not only the god of warriors and battles, but hunters too.

Inspiration: Forest of Ghosts by Seren_Knight01 on AO3 (link was refusing to work)

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nerdforensics3000 · 7 months

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i just realized i gave them like. the exact same smile. whoopsie

working on my reference sheet for the boys!!! four and wind are first :3

(these are based on my own personal headcanons and ideas — orignal character designs and ideas belong to jojo!)

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nerdforensics3000 · 7 months

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some doodles I've done at work (it's mainly four)

#WHAT THE HAY!!!!#going feral rn #my Boy #im normal #not crazy #nope nope nope #nope nope nooooope #not me no sirree #MY EEBIE WEEBIE SHCLEEBIE WEEBLY TEEBY SQUIEEBY BASTARD #what was that lol #im normal again now i swear.#im lying #link rambles

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nerdforensics3000 · 7 months

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working on my reference sheet for the boys!!! four and wind are first :3

(these are based on my own personal headcanons and ideas — orignal character designs and ideas belong to jojo!)

#linked universe #lu four #lu wind #linked universe art #lu fanart #y'all don't even know #the rattling of my walnut against my skull is Insane #i Love Four So Much #rabid and feral and crazy and bestial in nature #buff arm four is real guys i swear #im NOT crazy #wind is also my sweet little bibby i would smother him #im not okay #anyway #teehee yeah <3 #hyrule is next :3 #this is in height order btw #i think it is Very Entertaining that way

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nerdforensics3000 · 7 months

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sometimes i wonder if i've ever known what love really is.

i like to think it was when i was four. when i was waking up from a nightmare with tears in my eyes and finding my way to my mother through a dark hallway and knocking as softly as i could on her door. when i pushed the door open and walked so quietly to her side. when i placed my hands on her arm and shook. when she woke up and saw me crying and asked me what i was doing awake. when i would say i had a bad dream, and she would pick me up and carry me back to bed, and rub my back and hum the same tune over and over and over and over.

if that's what love was, then i don't think i'll ever know it again.

#link rambles #cw: vent #i don't know if this makes sense #but this is something i've been thinking about for a while now #and i wonder if it's why i can't seem to move on #not just from my childhood #but from any sort of relationship i've held over the past three years #but sometimes i wish i could go back to that time #i wish i could be a child knocking on my mothers door to tell her i had a nightmare and have her comfort me #i wish i could be comforted #i wish i never had to become my own mother #i wish i could understand love

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nerdforensics3000 · 7 months

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Twilight and Warriors arguing/bantering