Tumgik
neonredglow · 35 minutes
Text
Tumblr media
49K notes · View notes
neonredglow · 5 hours
Text
hello character who is desperate to be a good person; i want to play a game. in front of you is the one person you will never be able to save. you have the rest of your life to make peace with this. there are no defined repercussions if you fail, but we both know you're going to attempt to win regardless. your time starts now
22K notes · View notes
neonredglow · 7 hours
Text
27K notes · View notes
neonredglow · 9 hours
Text
yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right
38K notes · View notes
neonredglow · 12 hours
Text
Just saw a post saying a castle was “infested with vampires” and as a biologist am disgusted. That’s their natural habitat. They live there
111K notes · View notes
neonredglow · 14 hours
Text
theres a billion rap songs that have nothing to do with sex and drugs and violence (not like racist ass tumblr users are using this excuse for legitimate reasons) but more importantly lets not pretend like sex and drugs and violence arent awesome
7K notes · View notes
neonredglow · 16 hours
Text
the dungeons and dragons movie is good bc some silly gay person WOULD make a bard named EDGING and go “noooo it’s pronounced ED-GIN” and their depressed gay little friend would go “this is my sorcerer. he’s cringefail and his name is simon”, and some fucking dm would go “this is my super mega paladin npc xenk with a sad backstory who fights good that i made to help you guys not die in the next encounter” and everyone at the table goes “ok but can i fuck him though”
25K notes · View notes
neonredglow · 18 hours
Text
They’re inventing a new breed of dog called everything will be ok
15K notes · View notes
neonredglow · 20 hours
Text
tumblrs great. you can have 6,000 followers & only 9 of them are active/real
29K notes · View notes
neonredglow · 22 hours
Text
no more group chats. we meet once a week from now on and everyone prepares 2 personal stories and 3-5 memes and we sit in a circle and have a Socratic seminar covering these topics
18K notes · View notes
neonredglow · 1 day
Text
My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.
I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”
344K notes · View notes
neonredglow · 1 day
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Girlpool—Before the World Was Big // memorial bench quoting Toni Morrison's Sula // @inanotherunivrse // Iain S. Thomas, I Wrote This For You // Zadie Smith, Swing Time // Fall Out Boy—The Kids Aren't Alright // Audrey Emmett // Mikko Harvey, "For M" // Mahmoud Darwish, Memory for Forgetfulness: August, Beirut, 1982 (tr. Ibrahim Muhawi) // Langston Hughes, "Poem"
13K notes · View notes
neonredglow · 1 day
Text
Tumblr media
I could think of no better way to share the news than this!
So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.
Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.
Tumblr media
Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!
Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)
He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!
I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!
Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
20K notes · View notes
neonredglow · 1 day
Text
Tumblr media
68K notes · View notes
neonredglow · 1 day
Text
As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."
I will draw the dog we make. :)
34K notes · View notes
neonredglow · 1 day
Text
As you know, you can make writers lives easier by doing unnecessary exposition scenes in real life, thereby making them realistic.
19K notes · View notes
neonredglow · 1 day
Text
i call this the headcanon chart. see my vision
Tumblr media
61K notes · View notes