rhyming "the track" with "the track" thrice successively

hiiiiii :)

oh thats. an unfortunate date to make the offer end

Another Commission done!

Commission for @neoncaelestis, armored core seems interesting she showed me the soundtrack while I was working on this.

fucked up in the crib watching youtube poops inside payday 2

there's no way we're letting guilty gear get away with this

sex should have parrying like it's third strike

them again.....

I had a dream that Joe Biden addressed the nation wearing a Miko robe like a Shinto priestess. He was also visibly 8 months pregnant. He didn't talk about that until the press asked him about it, to which he replied "I bear the child of a great spirit" as if that was like, something mildly inconvenient like getting stuck in traffic.

🤝

Commission for @neoncaelestis

my most toxic trait is i can't see the salamanca twins without immediately going "well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers"

sorry gamers but my tumblr dot com is for the robot fuckers™️

"‘mech pilots are horny because they get sweaty and fuck after the fights’ you pedestrian, mech pilots are horny because the neural feedback loop from striking an acquired target w/ +90% accuracy on a full flight of LRMs makes most pilots leak in their seat. It’s not about two pilots, separated by mountains of metal, learning to mutually respect the others skill it’s about how these industrial war machines have direct lines into their nervous systems and an oxytocin & dopamine tap directly linking destruction to pleasure."

-twitter user nyetalia

「 commission 」 portrait for gosh_heckie

this place im at has a swamp button. does this take you to a miyazaki poison swamp