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i think the funniest thing about Genshin is how the storyline completely fucks you over.
the beginning is pretty straightforward, honestly: you and your sibling were traveling to this world and had a fight with a god that you lost. you crash landed and ended up in a coma. woke up, your sibling is missing, and you go off to talk to different god and try and find your sibling.
if you pay even mild attention to the storyline and fast-forward a couple adventures,
there's some primordial god fucking with you, none of the gods you've met are actually really gods technically, there's been like 5 different civilizational genocides in the past 500 years that nobody seems particularly concerned about, your sibling is and isn't your sibling and is also maybe evil? (unclear), the world may be in a time loop, NPCs die every other world quest, the key to all your questions is a nation that got completely smited and cursed 500 years ago, and your most helpful kind-of ally is the guy that shows up once a year, cryptically trauma dumps some lore, and then fucks off again.
welcome to genshin impact.
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*the Stoll twins sitting in jail together*
Connor: So who should we call?
Travis: I’d call Mr. D, but I feel safer in jail.
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Mr D held up a hand. ‘I’m not done. You may be resilient, but you’re still human. There is no need to punish yourself with hunger just because it’s what you’re used to. For your mind to heal, your body must also.’
THIS. EVERYONE NEEDS THIS
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Just two friends coworkers forced together by community service
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Dionysus immediately gaslighting Percy into thinking hes Percy’s dad THE SHOW IS SO GOOD
also whoever cast Jason Mantzoukas i wanna kiss you on the forehead
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I gotta say, mr d's wine quest was a REALLY good, succinct way of introducing the "heroes can do what gods can't" thing!
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i will give them that dionysus is Perfect. "i'm looking for my dad" "well i can help you with that... son" fuck off that was hilarious
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Same face, four different lifetimes apart.
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In Parallel -- a gabenath comic, chapter 1
My inspirations were mostly my speculations for the Paris special and the Spiderverse movies.
logo with my name on the cover by the wonderful @silver-hibiscus
Special thanks to the most wonderful cheerladers of this comic, your excitement for it was essential in getting this first chapter out❤️❤️
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I will never shut about him I need someone to write all the fanfics on this man he is everything to me.
He slayed in this special idgaf, I'm heartbroken that we’ll probably never see him again.
#I need the fanfics so bad#I WOULD EVEN TAKE A C.AI BOT#PLEASE I NEED MORE GOOD GABRIEL CONTENT#ml paris spoilers#gabriel agreste
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My name is Gabriel Agreste.
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just don’t think about how they changed for the better and how they went back hand in hand ready use the hope they’ve found to make a difference and how they were the bad timeline but now in every universe they’re not letting evil triumph don’t think about any of it and how they’re fated for each other in every timeline . etc
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this scene was normal with no undertones at all
bonus:
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Bonus:
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