objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass)
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how i feel when someone reblogs my stuff with a really really nice tag
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i don’t grow out of my interests they simply become absorbed into me as i get older like tree rings
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We should put sex and magic on their own pride flag. Represent all the animal girls and wizards on this beautiful website
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I'm sorry if I'm missing the point, but! I recently discovered you can microwave fish (and probably other foods with strong smells too) without leaving a trace simply by putting a plate over it! It traps the smells and your food is still heated up
No one ever told me you're not supposed to microwave fish or whatever at work bc it "smells bad" I grew up with an incurable case of being Asian and unfortunately what people consider "pungent odor" I consider "Mm someone's eating tastey food"
Like I avoid doing it so as to not be a dick generally speaking but also like I still think other people need to be more normal about fish smells generally. "ewww it smells stinky how can u stand it" idk man! Coastless behavior
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little german boy revisits the cave of blüntsmoken! Happy 4/20 ;)
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“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this
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you confidently walk into an illegal fighting ring and you see that guy, wyd? 👊👊
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I love this guy, he is my son, I've been thinking about him since I woke up today
you confidently walk into an illegal fighting ring and you see that guy, wyd? 👊👊
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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for
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