I’m running a pre-bought campaign in a sci-fi setting
Totally not-shady NPC: I’ll need you to retrieve my secret cargo from the abandoned spaceship, but it’s very private, so don’t look inside–
Player: Is it a girl in a box?
NPC: …What?
Player: This is a sci-fi story, and there’s a box you don’t want us to look into. There’s only ever one way that ends, and it’s always with a girl stuffed into a box.
Other Player: Hey, we don’t even know how big it is. It could just be a cigar box.
First Player: Okay, you’re right. It could be a bunch of sex toys. How big is the box?
NPC: It’s… uh… six feet long by three feet wide by three feet deep…
First Player: Ugh. Okay, fine. Somebody pack a crowbar and a spare set of women’s clothing. We need to go get this girl out of her box.
Name: Cecilia Thorne
Age: unknown
Gender and Orientation: cis woman / lesbian
Race: Human (ascalonian) / Vampire
Affiliation: unaffiliated
Alignment: True Neutral
Bio: Cecilia is that rich single lady without children or any traceable lineage who claims to be Lady Cecilia Thorne the Fifth, and suspiciously looks exactly like her ancestors.
She’s also the lady that invites you for dinner with that sly smirk on her face, making you question just a little if she’s having you over for dinner, or having you for dinner.
With first snow Kylien’s trusty griffon, Floof McFluffington, got winter coat. He became more fluffy and even more grumpy. And wants to hunt hares. Good luck, Kylien.
With new Branded map I could do more purple stuff. Yay \o/
Floof’s and Kylien’s adventures are sponsored by ArenaNet <3
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