The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so
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I hate when people are like “so tell me about yourself :)”. What do you want like my trauma or my favorite color let’s be specific
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“Found a surprise in the sink this morning”
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