why do we always have to ship characters as in love why does no one have divorce headcanons

We're at the event and she sucked on my matter til I spaghettified in her hole

Peace and love

Annalaura_art

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

Yellowfang

our valentines day party in the castle! ❤

thinking about how i wish i had more friends... as in, like, i already have friends and i do really like them, but i realize that outside my closer friend group i dont actually talk to people much or very often. being lonely makes me go crazy like a captive animal so i really wish i socialized more. but i dont really know how tbh. i dont know how to make new friends, pretty much all the ones i have i just got by accident, and i dont know how to approach talking to people more in general. i keep isolating myself whenever i feel bad and then just feel worse. being alone irl is already a toll on me i just want to spend more time with other people broken heart emoji

romanticise your body

your trans body

your disabled body

your fat body

everything about yourself that you've been told to hate

love yourself in spite of it

the way you exist is amazing

richie lives in the workin boys timeline, let me HAVE THIS

IMO you can't say anything coherent about most US-based right wing conspiracy theories without understanding how seriously the diehards in these movements believe in The Devil

the obvious question, "who benefits from maintaining this elaborate lie," does not stop people like Flat Earthers because many of them are young earth creationists who believe in powerful spiritual forces whose only goals are

1. convincing people that Christianity isn't true

2. the proliferation of largely symbolic Evil, which they enjoy tricking you into supporting

"tricking" people into believing the earth is round is enough of a goal for The Devil to go to all that trouble. if people don't believe in God's perfect little flat earth then they're also free to believe in things like evolution and the big bang

practicality and material concerns are usually irrelevant. the lie is worth maintaining because The Devil has near unlimited time, resources, and human servants, and his top priority is Getting You

Never got this before, what does it mean?

Why, it's the Garfield phone incident!

It's really quite funny, look it up if you want a laugh!

☆ Fable ☆

i am walking in the tall grass.

You were meant to be more.

Guys I'm not normal about these two idiots

does anyone feel the layer of plexiglass between themselves and the rest of the world or is that just a me thing