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most ghost hunting shows: yeah I can definitely sense a presence in this house right now… this is clearly a restless spirit, we should try to communicate with them to see if we can do anything to help
buzzfeed unsolved: *claps hands together* alright demon, we have a ouija board and a rice krispie treat, please tell us your name
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this is my favorite video! porky pig says son of a bitch!
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where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”
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I would say “I’d die for Tony Stark” but if I did that he would carry the guilt like a two ton weight so instead I’m deciding to live for Tony Stark. I think he’d like it better that way.
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I wish Robin Williams was still with us. We could’ve witness him and his daughter, Zelda, awesomely geeking out over the new Zelda game together.
I miss him.
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Everyone go support my friends or else 🔫🤠
it’s a saturday!
send in some blurb/fic recs and i’ll start writing later when i get home from class 💕
please?
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Listen, in this universe, it’s either yeet or be yeeted. (insp.)
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never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice
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Can I have a headcanon of Harrison dating a shy and insecure reader who gets made fun of? Thanks so much!!
hey hun i just posted this! i hope you like it :)
harrisonxshy!reader
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HarrisonxShy!reader
Request: Can I have a headcanon of Harrison dating a shy and insecure reader who gets made fun of? Thanks so much!! <3
word count: 949 shitty words ;)
A/N: tHANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST MY LOVE !!!! sorry this took so long i’ve been so stressed with work my professors really want me dead! hope you like it <3333
- you guys meet through a mutual friend
- being as shy as you are, you’re really nervous to really talk to him
- also bc he’s so fine you really don’t know what to do
- he’s really patient with you and makes sure that you don’t feel uncomfortable bc you know that boy is a big sweetheart
- you end up becoming really good friends and eventually he asks you on a date
- for one of your anniversaries, Harrison gave you a necklace with his birthstone and a little ‘h’ on it
- you loved that necklace sooo much but you were too scared of wearing it everyday in fear that you’d lose it
- but you say how much Harrison loved to see you in it so you start wearing it everyday
- he is so protective of you like he’d FIGHT anyone who would say anything mean about you.
- kinda ironic but YIKES
- you try to tell him everything but you know some things are hard
- you don’t tell him about the girls in your English class who are constanly saying things about you as if you don’t sit in front of them
- any time you’d feel good about the way you looked they would say a stupid comment that would make you second guess
- you always try to get to class early bc you hate having to come in after everyone is already stilling down too many eyes no thx
- today was no different but for some reason you started to feel anxious so you start messing with your necklace to get you mind off of it
- when the girl who sits in front of you comes in one that is actually really nice to she tells you how cute she thought it was and where you got it from
- “ aw thank you. my boyfriend got it for me and i have no idea where he got it from”
- once you said the word boyfriend its like you invited them into the conversation
- “ wait y/n you have a boyfriend?! lets see him !” “ um yea we’ve been dating for a good bit now”
- you showed them your wallpaper which was selfie you guys took when he took you see your favorite artist
- “woah what the fuck he’s actually hot! and he’s dating you ?!”
- that comment hurt considering there’s the thought of Harrison finding something better going through your head here and there
- but it doesnt last long bc you remember all the sweet things he’s done to show you that you’re the love of his life
- “yup and has been for almost 2 years so yea”
- you try not to let their dumb comments get into your head so you just move on and wait till class starts
- after that conversation, you start hearing them talk more shit and now they were bringing in Harrison to the mix
- “i still don’t get how he’s dating her she’s not all that”
- you starting to get tired of the comments but still didn’t tell Harrison bc you didn't want him to get involved
- one day you were having a bad day your car broke down so you had to uber to school even though Harrison offered you a ride but you were stubborn ok
- he didnt care tho bc right when you got out he was already waiting for you outside your building with your favorite flower and food
- BC HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH AND WOULD DO ANYTHING TO SHOW HIS LOVE AND SEE YOUR SMILE
- you almost cry when you see him bc wow you love that boy
- you give him the biggest hug and start giving you kisses all over his face
- “why are you the sweetest boyfriend in the world?” “i know i am a gift. i knew you were’t having a good day so here i am doing my duty as the best boyfriend”
- you think i forgot about those two girls ? nah they come out right as Harrison gives you a kiss
- “so you’re y/n’s boyfriend! hi im aubrey and this is maddy we’re in the same class as y/n” “um nice to meet you im Harrison”
- he knew something wasn't right bc once you heard her voice your whole body tenses
- “ um if you don't mind i have something planned for her and um yea bye” heput his arm around you and made sure they saw him kissing your forehead
- “so are you gonna tell me that thoses girls are bitches to you or ?”
- your jaw drOPPED
- “how did you know” “ i saw the way they were looking at you especially at your necklance. and did you hear the way they introduced themself? yikes” “yea theyre bitches”
- once you got to his car he stops and looks at you before bring you into a hug
- “ you better not beilie any shit they tell you bc you are the most amazing person in the world and i dont know what i did to deserve you.”
- your heart almost exploded wow you love that boy with ALL YOUR HEART
- after that little meeting those girls still tried to talk shit but tbh you didnt pay much attention
- Harrison loved to just do surprise visits after your class even more now bc he loved seeing those girls look at you with such jealousy bc damn that's HIS girl
- your his world and he's yours
im actually not super mad about this. like tbh parts are really cute and tbh i want a headass boyfriend HELP anyway i hope you guys liked it i had fun writing it hehe. if anyone has request send em over also if you just want to be friends hello my messages are always open ! and id your name is aubrey or maddy sorry idk why they were the first names to come to mind hehe
also i didnt proof read this BC IM A LAZY PIECE OF SHIT so um hehe sorry :)
#harrison osterfield headcanon#harrison osterfield imagine#harrison osterfeild x reader#harrison osterfield#harrison osterfield hc
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Infinity War characters as The Office quotes
Peter Parker:
Thanos:
Thanos pt 2:
Nat:
Tony:
Sam:
Mantis:
Starlord:
(I know there’s more and I’m gonna do more gimme a break)
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can u do enemies to lovers with cal? thank u x
hello love i just posted it! again sorry its so MESSY hope you still like it a bit
enemies to lovers!cal
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Enemies to lovers!cal
Request: can u do enemies to lovers with cal? thank u x
thanks for request hun hope it’s not too bad!! ok yea it’s a bit messy im sorry my love i hope you still like it a little bit
- ok so you’re actually one of luke’s best friends for years and he asked you to come on tour with the boys as the stylist bc you know how to make a good ass outfit as well as fix the mess they call their hair
- you hit it off with all the boys really well like y’all became best friends except for calum for some reason bc he was being difficult
- but like you were too sooo
- he’d love to do shit to tick you off like complain about his hair
- or saying he wont wear an outfit just because of the color or the material is itchy even tho it was like the softest shirt he just loved to make you mad
- y’all could actually go at it sometimes like full on yelling bc of something stupid
- the other boys thought it was funny first and would like make jokes calling calum your best friend and vice versa
- cal lowkey being jealous of your friendship with the rest of the band especially luke
- he'd always have a dumb comment and roll his eyes when you where talking with luke
- "are you done talking to your boyfriend so you could do my hair or what?"
- at this point even luke was getting annoyed and the rest of the boys but like mostly luke
- Ashton actually was the one who confronted calum first bc he's like a dad tbfh and was tired of his SHIT
- "why do you keep acting like a dick to her? She's actually a really cool person when you're nice to her"
- "she just annoys me"
- Ashton gets PISSED bc y'all actually got close and he saw how your feelings would lowkey get hurt at some of the things calum says
- "i don't care if she annoys you treat her like a DECENT HUMAN"
- calum just rolls his eyes and leaves but hears Ashton whisper something
- "what did you say" "she's too good to be treated like shit"
- he didn't say anything and just left but then started thinking about you
- how you'd always do nice things for the crew like help them out whenever they needed it
- you always stayed up with them to help clean up after shows
- you even brought them brownies and cookies that you'd make for everyone bc you love baking and it was an excuse to make a shit ton of sweets
- calum being the stubborn bitch he is would never get one but the one time he did he was like well shit
- he slowly started to realize that Ashton was right and he was just being a dick
- he was trying to figure out what he was gonna say to you bc he actually felt really bad
- when he finally got to the dressing room he was all ready with his apology
- homeboy even got you your flowers after he bugged the fuck out of luke to tell which ones they were
- you being the good person you are accepted his apology but like you were still kinda cautious bc you were scared he was gonna turn on you again
- he'd notice that while you guys were starting too be friends you weren't as close as the other boys
- which now made him highkey jealous
- he was confused on his feelings bc you'd make him feel some way and he'd constantly be a bit jealous bc you weren't giving him attention
- he didn't know what to do anymore so he just talks to Ashton about it
- "i don't know i just feel like she still doesn't like me which hurts bc i think im actually starting to really like her and im confused bc i don't normally feel like this"
- he kept rambling and rambling until ashton lost his shit and started LAUGHING
- "im trying to tell you my feeling THIS ISN'T FUNNY"
- Ashton just keeps laughing bc he doesn't understand how two of his best friends can be so OBLIVIOUS
- "OH MY GOD ARE YOU BLIND ?! SHE'S LIKE BASICALLY IN LOVE WITH YOU"
- calum was shook i like jaw dropped, eyes wide, can't even say anything shook
- cal thought he was just messing with him to get his hopes up but really y’all were both headass for each other
- “ dude she still has one of the flowers that you gave her. i was about to throw it away bc it was dead but she almost pushed me over saying she can’t throw it away bc you gave it to her”
- luke walks hearing about the flower “ oh yea y/n would literally fight anyone for that dried up flower”
- oof when calum heard that he got the biggest fucking smile that boy was WHIPPED
- that was literally all the convincing he needed homeboy was already on his way to get more flowers
- the way he asked you out was simple but so cut ;(
- he got your favorite flowers again and also on of your favorite albums you’ve been wanting you talk about it all the time and you bet your ass he listens bc he is HEADASS
- “i heard you still have one of the original flowers i gave you so um here are some more so you can replace them .. and also... um doyouwanttogoonadatewithme?”
- he looked so nervous it was so cute omfg mY FUCKING HEART STOP
- you almost miss everything he just said but of course, you said yes
- everyone already knew you guys were gonna get together so when you guys officially started dating you were EVERYONE’S power couple
- you guys are actually the cutest fucking couple and now you drag calum to help the crew too he even bakes with you even tho he’s really just there making a mess
- he finally appreciates you for everything and he’d do anything just to make you happy
- you were his world and he was your’s
i dont know how i feel about this it’s lowkey a mess like i wrote the first half while i was really high yikes dont judge me bc im a borderline pothead . also sorry for any errors i finished this real quick bc i have to do my stats h help
anyways my request are open for hc’s !
AGAIN SORRY THIS IS SO MESSY
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