Dude I looked at my Gay and Bisexual friends and said "Happy penis Friday, motherfuckers" best part is I'm a lesbian so they looked at me and said "Says the one who screams child molester when a straight man asks for directions-_-"
i accidentally said the phrase “penis friday” around my parents and i didn’t think much of it until today i wanted new underwear and i said “i’m tempted to get the cucumber-patterned ones” and my mom said “oh come on it’s not even penis friday”