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[pm] I agree that it's important to feel secure and protected. Especially when there are people you love involved. It's just, your response indicated to me that it might be something more than that for you, as it is for me. Do you often try to explore abandoned places? It can be unsafe, you know. There are plenty of hooligans that document their time doing it on youtube. You can watch it there for free.
It sucks, but I'm sure she'd just jump around and sing some Carly Rae Jepsen song. Some people prefer to be covered in such a shiny substance. My 3-year- old, for example. And my dog, who enjoys rolling in it.
[pm] No, I mean [...] security is like, good, right? It's good, and it's important to be secure! Feel secure, etc. Security is good. Unless it's security at a abandoned place, because then like, what are you hiding, you know? Why are there guards? Are there aliens or something?
Oh, that's weird! Being covered in glitter totally sucks, you know? Like, it sucks. It's hard to get off of you.
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Oh, wow. So you're a rule breaker then? That's a shame. Did the humiliation you felt at being kicked out push you more toward the straight and narrow? You're vagueness makes me think the dissolution was more nefarious than you're letting on.
Here, as in, in Wicked's Rest? Or here as in, living on Earth? I think most people in town are mad. Except myself, of course. Must be because we use a water filtration system. Well, that's a good start. But do you turn off the lights when you leave a room? Turn off the water while you're brushing your teeth? And what about old clothes? Do you donate those, or just throw them away?
Well, got myself [...] kicked out for starters. And the other one sort of [...] dissolved.
Oh, I'm pretty sure everyone here is mad, yeah. Maybe it's the water or something. Laced with all that goo. [...] I mean, I recycle and stuff?
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You're right. I probably wouldn't care much if it weren't for my daughter. Do you have a home security system? One better than a bucket of water, I mean.
The person I'm trying to keep away has met the dog in question, and I'm hoping she scared her off good enough, then. Don't you think there's a chance that the professional I hire could end up working for my enemy? I'm not sure it's worth the risk.
Ah, I see. Self-preservation matters more when the little kids are involved. Fair enough. Maybe invest in a good home security system, then. Cameras and shit.
Well, rottweiler's get a bad rap, so maybe that'll be enough to scare them off. If not, then... I don't know, call a professional? That's what I would do.
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It would be like a company to hide valuable information. They probably want more money from you. Don't give it to them. The best course of action would probably be to find a way to hack into the system and fix it yourself. Do you have any computer skills?
I'm beginning to become more concerned about the members of this town, new acquaintance. More concerned than I already was. Do you know how many people assumed I intended harm with these booby traps? No, my intention was shame, or humiliation. Should I have made myself more clear?
I would recommend the ones I got for my property but they keep 'going down' at the most random times. The company keeps saying there's nothing wrong but I think they're hiding something.
I am now the acquaintance. Tell me everything you learn about these legal booby traps.
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Expense is not an issue, if I'm being completely transparent. I like this idea, perhaps I should hire a security guard as well. Except I wouldn't want a stranger in my home at all hours of the night. Do you have the same set up in your home?
Oh, no, I don't think I want to harm who I'm trying to keep out. I suppose if she becomes too much of a threat, maybe. I'd more like a situation where a big net catches her, and the whole town sees her for what she is.
You need an actual security system, then. Like, multiple cameras set up at every corner and alcove. It'd be pretty expensive, but probably a good idea all things considered! Some things don't show up on camera though
Like...lethal booby traps? I'm not a lawyer but I think making your lawn something that can maim or kill people is probably not above board.
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Now that's not a bad idea. I bet Baby Bloodworth would hate for her charming, attractive features to get I should have known to refer to the cemetery groundskeepers from the beginning. What happened after those couple of months were up?
Oh, I have one of those. A Rottweiler. The threat already knows about her, but I worry her integrity will be swayed with treats and a good head scratch.
You could try motion-activated sprinklers. The cemetery I live in near my place set them up awhile back to keep people off some new landscaping. It worked for a couple months.
Or a guard dog, but maybe those are old fashioned now.
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Money is not a worry for me in this department. Did you have a professional come over and install these blinks? I think it must be important for a professional to set them up, right? I am willing to turn one of my sitting rooms into a surveillance room, if necessary.
Perhaps the motion sensors can be what sets off the booby traps. Do you mind my asking why you want your home to be so secure?
They're called Blinks. Yeah, you can get the entire property covered. They sell solar-powered cameras, too. You can have up to 10 installed on a hub. I cover my home security with a $10 dollar-a-month subscription. They are also motion sensors.
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Oh. That doesn't sound like very productive business dealings, but I suppose everyone has to learn through their own mistakes. I'd be willing to offer a loan when your generosity backfires on you.
What else is it that you sell?
That's a shame. I can drop off a business card if you ever change your mind. I specialize in flowers, and those charming little minion men from the despicable movies.
Uh, no, I'm offering a discount massive would be like 40% or 50% off, because I want to thank the people in the community who came forward to help me when my store was wrecked. And I do sell other stuff.
Thanks for the offer laced with an insult, but I already have someone who's art I like to showcase on my windows.
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I was thinking about that, but I loathe giving my well-earned money to rich trillionaires. But perhaps I'll have to cave, for the safety of my family. Ooh! Like a giant net, perhaps? Or a really big squirrel trap? Now that's not a bad idea. Now all I need is a giant net. Do you know any?
I wonder if I could rig up a ridiculous alarm that would also trigger, maybe even a song I know the person I'm trying to keep away will hate. Perhaps somethings classical. I'll look through my Beethoven collection.
I would suggest you go with a ring doorbell or an equivalent then. I'm pretty sure booby traps are illegal if they are meant to like hurt someone but you can probably make like traps to catch people humanely. Like what you do with animals. I'm not a lawyer though.
Like flood lights with a motion trigger are legal so hopefully that helps!
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[pm] What has you spooked? Is there someone after you?
It's not, unfortunately, a porch pirate situation. And I'm sure the person I'm looking to keep away would just jump at the chance to be showered with glitter.
[pm] Um, I don't know any, but if you do like, find any please let me know because I would like to feel secure.
I don't know if it's legal, but maybe you can put glitter in your packages or something.
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Interesting. Can I use you as a reference in the off chance I face legal issues for this 'art installation'? Oh, I don't think iron will... that's not the kind of protection I'm looking for, actually. Should I add you to my no contact list with Baby Bloodworth? Are you in cahoots? Thank you.
Do you always find yourself very unwelcoming?
Ok so I'm not a security professional for cctv BUT I think if its your property then you could say it was an art installation and that you didn't think anyone would step on it. Iron spikes might be a good idea. or an iron door knob. or rock salt, but that might dissolve. And if you have a "welcome" or 'come on in' door mat, get rid of it IMMEDIATELY.
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I have a job and a child. I can't spend my precious time waiting by the window with such rudimentary weapons. Plus, I'd like something a bit more proactive than letting an intruder get all the way to the front door.
My Rottweiler will probably bark at her, but one Greenie and she's as threatening as cotton candy, even with a threat. Also, who the hell is Alexa?
Set up water buckets on top of your doorways and ready the slingshots. Maybe set up an Alexa to bark at an intruder, I don't know.
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A lot of people also think that Spongebob is something children should be watching. The masses are often wrong. They're paying for delusion, don't be fooled. Well, I guess at some point, you'll have to learn for yourself to not trust the hooligans of this town. Are you new here, or something?
I think bigfoots a joke. Now the lochness monster, that thing is for real.
Really? Because I've heard a lot of people have paid an unfortunate amount of money to see the leg in person. And as much as I hate to admit it, I may be curious enough at this point to fork over that $100. Maybe. I'm not sure. I'm probably going to
Bigfoot I'm still up in the air about though.
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I assure you, there is nothing funny about annoying me. Tell me more about this D-list actress, maybe it'll get you off of my back to talk about someone else.
Singing can be beautiful, sure, but nobody ever stayed safe by shouting their feelings out loud for everyone to hear. You're just inviting people to take your biggest vulnerabilities and stab you in the back with them. Sure, I have a ton that my toddler has recently grown out of! I'll stop them by the Deadly Slice, or whatever it's called.
You're ignorant if you think everything that ever existed, including secret societies, is documented on the internet. Does the internet know about the embarrassing clubs you had with your schoolgirl friends as a child?
Your many pranks are lies, technically. Don't you think so? How would you describe yourself, if you could choose?
LOL! It should say "aspiring comedian" actually, it seems to be your real talent. Is it cause you're famous and you're trying to keep it lowkey? I get that, but there's a D list actress around town too, and nobody bothers her.
I believe it coming from you <3 What's wrong with singing? Painting is fun too. [Jokes on Vic, user loves color-by-number books] Ooooh, you should hook me up with those.
Even the stuff that existed before the internet is documented on the internet. Like dinosaurs. Sorry queen <3
I can think of lots of ways to describe me, actually! I can give you a hand. I would never lie. But I am a little unserious, fair.
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Once again, I have no idea what you're talking about. Not everyone understands your super obscure references, because they're odd. Oh, really? Is that because you're not talented?
While I respect the authority of officers and the job they do, they're not private investigators. And even if they could, they're not going to break their oath for some 'friend', like you claim to be.
Oh... really? That would actually be very kind of you. ... Perhaps I was wrong about you. Do you know if they allow children? You can just have them put Vic L. That should be enough, right?
Sarcasm is not a cute look, especially on someone who's so clearly uninformed on the important work a neighborhood watch actually does? Have you ever been invited to a community BBQ? You haven't, have you? Want to know why? Because community BBQs are disgusting germ-filled cesspools. You can thank your local neighborhood watch for banning them.
Omg, that's such a Dr. Doom line. Are you a Doom stan? Be honest. My conclusions are super logical, actually. And nobody ever gave me any trophies, so you're double wrong.
I have sooo much power. I could find out your name, like, super easy. I'm friends with a cop, so. But, hey! we can make a deal if you want! If you give me your name, I won't put you on the no entry list at my friend's gallery! I could even put in a good word for you.
Oh, gosh, a neighborhood watch? Is Karen gonna uninvite me to the community BBQ? Is Sheila going to make sure I don't get any of her potato salad with raisins?
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It was a pioneer mission. It was the first time it had ever happened, of course they made a show of it. I can't imagine the finest minds in the world would waste so much money on such a stunt just for 'bragging rights'. Why not go bigger if that was the case? They could have faked rollerskating on Saturn's rings. Now that would have knocked everyone's socks off. Get off conspiracy websites, they're rotting your brain.
I don't know you. Did you tell me your name? I can't even remember. Van- is that what you've named your delivery car? I hear the kids today like to name their vehicles. Transparency may not be a sin, but its deliberately asking for trouble. Just like healys- who in god's name thought those were a good idea? You're making her sound like a Hillbilly cowboy with a name like that, and that is absolutely not the essence she exudes. Try again.
No, it just made me think less of you.
You don't care about the rest because you have the privilege to be able to ignore it. You keep enjoying your cushy pizza job while I keep the people of this town safe.
I dunno. Cause they never really did it again to that level of show. Was it all for the bragging rights? (I'd respect that). And you know, the shadows. They look a little weird.
You're worried about me <3 It's okay to admit it. BESIDES, it's totally chill, I like my job. The pizza place isn't too great but Van is there and she makes it better. Fair, we ALL be using fake names on the internet, with all the creeps out there. Is that what you want? Is transparency a sin now? Fine. She'll be little Sue Denim.
YUP! Did it work? :D
Ooooh, not the riffraff! That's so spooky. True, the littering needs to stop. I don't care about the rest. LOL! Maybe I'll give it my best shot <3
You use... of course. These days, yup. Totally not in 2020. I knew the dance trend to that. Maybe we should do it together!
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Normal is a subjective state of mind. Maybe your legs won't be attached to your for long if you go over there, do you know how many fanatics are willing to do strange and unusual things just to acquire a souvenir. Sounds like it's not worth the risk, to me. Perhaps you could go to a Ripley's Believe it or Not, instead.
Oh, wow. So am I. What kind of art do you enjoy the most?
My legs are normal and attached to me. That leg is cool and weird and grew out of the ground. It isn't fake, it's a weird phenomenon and if you wanna miss out, that's your problem.
Yes. I am.
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