nature-valley-granolabar
real nature valley granola bar (trust)
this is a gimmick blog…gah!!!!
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what is that supposed to mean
your 12th emoji is how you'll die
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@totally-real-scholastic GET BACK HERE FLINT LOCKWOOD 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
As long as we're talking about weird sibling texts y'all gotta see this completely unprompted banger my sister sent me the other day.
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vee wants a granola bar can she have a granola bar
-@totally-real-scholastic
y e. A a. A as
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blogsona time!! I was so sad there wasn’t vitiligo options for him but then I just went to ibisPaint
I can’t think of who to tag I am sorry
Starting new picrew bc I find this one super cute and pretty so lets go! LINK
No pressure tag @wyvernslovecake @bby-deerling @nina-ya @ringdabel @im-stuck-in-fandom-hell and everyone who wants to join! 💛
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what bar do you reccomend (I don’t like the apple crunch ones)
the og 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️
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I AM SO SCAREDS AA A. A A A. A A A. A A A A. A A. A A A A
IM SO FUCKING SCARED OF YOU AND IM A FUCKING GRANOLA BAR SCREAMS SO LOUD
- @nature-valley-granolabar
O-oh, um... I'm sorry, haha...
(I nervously smile)
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I will burn each and every book in the existence of EVER.
hi guys. im totally the real scholastic!! i am a gimmick blog im not actually scholastic i swear i swear i sw
i am a minor!! and my main is @storythesilly. they/them pronouns for the blog, they/he/xe for me, the mod, adam!! or story. or colin. whatever you wanna call me.
i hope ill be able to fit in with the rest of the gimmick blogs.. go check out @nature-valley-granolabar hehe
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don’t sell granola bars at your book fairs or else.
hi guys. im totally the real scholastic!! i am a gimmick blog im not actually scholastic i swear i swear i sw
i am a minor!! and my main is @storythesilly. they/them pronouns for the blog, they/he/xe for me, the mod, adam!! or story. or colin. whatever you wanna call me.
i hope ill be able to fit in with the rest of the gimmick blogs.. go check out @nature-valley-granolabar hehe
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realized I should do an actual intro post…
hi! I’m the granola bar from nature valley
dni if:
proshipper/comshipper (reason: uncomfortable)
misogynist
racist
homophobic
kink/fetish blog
ableist
yeah that’s it I guess
my job is to be a granola bar and shit
tag me in a post and I’ll turn any word that starts with g into granola
this was made as a joke
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granola bar
i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.
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okay that’s good
because otherwise I would die
applebees. you don’t happen to sell nature valley granola bars, do you…
- @nature-valley-granolabar
Is that a euphemism for hard drugs
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RARE FOOTAGE OF A GRANOLA BAR GROWING LEGS AND RUNNING
IM SO FUCKING SCARED OF YOU AND IM A FUCKING GRANOLA BAR SCREAMS SO LOUD
- @nature-valley-granolabar
O-oh, um... I'm sorry, haha...
(I nervously smile)
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NO??
I just…I gotta know applebees
applebees. you don’t happen to sell nature valley granola bars, do you…
- @nature-valley-granolabar
Is that a euphemism for hard drugs
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Hello, 911? I'd like to report a case of identity theft. Yeah this guy right here.
NO I NOT
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you have an advanced mind that nobody will understand until much later MARK MY WORDS PEOPLE
I want to speak in your language. but unfortunately…I am the granola bar…I am forced to go granola granola granola granola or some shit idfk
anyways keep. doing whatever you’re doing
- @nature-valley-granolabar
nom nom nom UwU
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oh I can answer hat
it’s because I’m spreading my disease. soon everybody will be granola bar
has anybody ever searched up nature valley granola bar on incognito mode? asking for a friend
- @nature-valley-granolabar
Only to ask why they have to drop the entire Sahara desert when bitten into.
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