Do you ever talk to your mutuals?

not really i just post things and hope they fall in love with me

Yellow cat love it, he's just a little scared of possible motives

I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

honestly i think we should bring back 'thursday. what a concept.' in 2024

as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

my bf and I have the same fucking brain

"Tumblr next update can you-" sorry there's not going to be a new update. This is it now

unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017

Gonna start a fundraiser to buy twitter

Had a debate with a friend and now I gotta know

please reblog for larger sample size, my friend bet me no one would say Gimli and I wanna prove her wrong