Fuck it up, Linda
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what you say: i'm voting third party
what i hear: i have a fundamental misunderstanding of how american politics work and also enough privilege to realize that my life won't be that bad should trump actually win
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This generation has a nice looking plane movie
While our generation found entertainment through this manufactured horror.
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me, at a fine dining restaurant: give my compliments to the chef
waiter: what would you like me to say
me: good shit OP
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me: ok im gonna sit down and read this book with no distractions
me two minutes later:
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i legit overheard this when i was in class
kakashi: (muffled voice) how do i save my file
teacher: what? i cant hear you
kakashi: (takes off mask) how do i save my file
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i saw kakashi in accounting class
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my gf who has minimal knowledge of the Pokemon world likes to nickname my Pokemon for me
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