TIL that there's an '80s movie where they portrayed Smilodon by sticking actual fake teeth onto actual live lions.

my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more "this guy dresses like a cartoon bully" if it got up and stole a kids lunch money

we need to bring back inviting people over for cake and coffee. my grandma used to do that all the time and I think it's a lost art

girl chill there’s literally all kinds of everything everywhere

The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.

Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

So can you vote if youre in Switzerland? And if you did, who did you vote for?

very happy to inform you that i am still neither an US citizen nor have i ever visited the US before

happy april 30th!

so Lady is a name. and Guy is a name. can you imagine some couple who are just lady and guy

got so high I got scared and had to get out of the car to calm down and a coyote immediately sprinted out of the underbrush and stalked towards me

TIL In 1926 the famous pianist Fats Waller (then 21) was kidnapped by Al Capone’s gang to play piano for his birthday. He basically went missing for 3 days and was returned unharmed but drunk.

via reddit.com

If I may, I must make the gentle request that people consult Wikipedia for basic information about anything.

I’m not entirely sure what’s going on, but more and more people coming to me saying they can’t find info about [noun], when googling it yields its Wikipedia entry on the first page.

I’ve said it before, but I’ll gladly say it again: You can trust Wikipedia for general information. The reason why it’s unreliable for academic citations is because it’s a living, changing document. It’s also written by anonymous authors, and author reputation is critical for research paper integrity.

But for learning the basics of what something is? Wikipedia is your friend. I love Wikipedia. I use it all the time for literally anything and everything, and it’s a huge reason why I know so much about things and stuff.

Please try going there first, and then come to me with questions it doesn’t answer for you.

we dont talk enough about how awesome folders on the computer are

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU'RE A PINK PONY GIRL AND YOU DANCE AT THE CLUB