shoutout to all the adhd kids who grew up being called liars when they said they forgot something/didnt understand something/didnt know something/etc and ended up afraid to actually just tell people that they forgot or didnt know as they got older. if ur reading this i love u

it sucks so fucking hard that we don't have mushrooms the size of trees and shit

*knocks you into the lava with my massive bazonkas and dumptruck ass* oops! O_o

it;s okay for charactes to kill people if i like them <3

if i may ask... do you happen to have any yandere himeru headcanons

i don’t have many because i’m still navigating through the 2nd main story and getting more of a feel for alkaloid + crazy b (beyond just kohaku and rinne lmfao) but pls take these for now; i hope they can satisfy you for a little while <3

himeru shows a lot of disgust for tatsumi’s sense of kindness and altruism, which himeru obviously considers sickening, fake, and just overall shallow and utterly offensive. because of this, i would like you to consider himeru with a major Savior Complex and a major “i know what’s best for you!” mindset. other people’s kindness is sickening, but surely his own set of morals aren’t-- this is a niche form of narcissism i really enjoy so i had to shoehorn it in here lmfao

himeru will absolutely keep you safe from anyone he deems to not be worthy of your presence and your love-- he’s chosen to let you in to his life, which is a very high honor considering how he keeps everybody else at arm’s length, so you have no choice but to let him take care of you! he’s chosen to let you and you alone into his life, so now that you’re in, he’s not letting you leave.

himeru once said that idols have no need for friends, but he made an exception for you, so you should feel honored-- and you do! and himeru reminds you of the fact that he’s let you into his life constantly to foster those thoughts. he’s not outwardly cruel enough to tell you explicitly that you should feel special and that you must be special in order for himeru to bring you in closer than he’s ever brought anybody else in before, but he makes it a point to casually comment that you’re his only true friend and that nobody else means anything to him the way you mean everything to him.

as a result, it’s hard for you to not feel special-- how could anyone resist feeling at least a little special with how himeru talks to you and about you? he makes you feel special, and he won’t let anyone else have you since he’s already decided that you’re the only person worth keeping around.

he’ll especially keep you away from tatsumi because nobody makes himeru sicker than tatsumi -- tatsumi’s some level of responsible for what happened to the former himeru, so the current himeru will never let that happen to you, too!

it’s no secret that himeru is immensely calculating, incredibly perceptive, and quite adept at figuring people out -- as a result, this creates a yandere who’s very good at manipulation. in order to elicit a certain reaction or response out of someone, you have to be able to put yourself in their shoes to predict how they’ll respond effectively, right? you have to have keen insight in order to predict how someone will react to your words and actions, but himeru’s smart enough to elicit the exact reaction he wants out of you.

he’ll twist your words and question your memories with a serene smile on his face as he leaves you to wrestle with the fact that maybe your memory really is going, after all, as you begin to trust your memory less and less and himeru’s mind more and more. guess you’ll just have to start relying on him and trusting him more than you trust yourself, huh?

you know how he offered that nasty drink to tatsumi? himeru offering you a drink that's laced with sedatives just so he can take you wherever he wishes and do whatever he wants with you... just some food for thought <3

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

"your eyes are like the stars" oh yeah? which ones

my parents were right about the internet being a corrupting influence actually. i can't see the word "peg" or any variations without my brain immediately going "haha like pegging lol"

I think we all know that BDSM really stands for 

Bard

Druid

Sorcerer

Monk

Soooo untrue, worstie <3 *draws my blade as my life bar appears on the bottom of your vision*

going on a biting spree gonna bite the fuck out of every person i see

i want to hold a little lizard in my hands i feel like that would fix everything that's wrong with me

Happy 5 years to this amazing game!

I’ve always wanted to make an anniversary art for Undertale, but for the past four years I. always. miss. the. date. 

BUT NOT THIS TIME!!! NYEH HEH HEHHHH