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Lay me gently in the cold dark earth.
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Brian Murphy, you son of a gun, you’ve done it again!
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nat 20 and pooh is showing hole is my new favorite sentence
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cleric class
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You know how Flamingos are pink because of the shrimp they eat. That's also why Fig's skin is pink. It's not her fiendish heritage. It's her sheer shrimp intake. Yeah, she's a fiend. A fiend for shrimp.
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the suicidal ideation man who lives in my brain and i kind of have a weird sex thing going on im ngl
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huge fan of disgusting. massive supporter of gross and nasty
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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.
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sorry i cant stop watching this
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would you mind explaining the “and me i feel also not so good” thing? i tried looking it up without luck 😔
phrases that stick in your mind like tar to an unfortunate paleolithic beast
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i think you should killyourself right now
can u hold my hand ive never done it before and im nervous
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