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Me right now
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holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck
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March 15 AM: heading to the Senate
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hello beautiful bisexuals in my phone. also goodnight. also i love you.
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in a medieval groupchat nobody would make fun of your typo they would just assume that its a new spelling youre going with and roll with it
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dm'ing a mutual you've never interacted with one-on-one is so embarrassing like. hi.... im sorry. you can kill me if you want... can i have your discord..... if not.. feel free to shoot me down where i stand... im sorry.. i'll leave..
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not now kitten. daddy鈥檚 writing a post for the three people who always give him notes on tumblr
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me when I see a mutual on the dash after they change their user
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I think I now understand how victorians felt when they saw an ankle. I saw a man鈥檚 arm vein and I had to take a minute
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instead of killing myself i will watch documentary about the ocean
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the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you
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I saw a 21 year old on here casually talk about "my husband" YOUR WHAT?? Girl if you don't go divorce that man
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