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mysticalmalady · 9 months
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mysticalmalady · 11 months
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mysticalmalady · 11 months
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when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body
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mysticalmalady · 11 months
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Happy pride month!! 🏳️‍🌈 Here’s some Toothless’ with some pride flags! :D
Flags from left to right> Rainbow, Bisexual, Transgender, Lesbian, Gay, Non Binary, Pansexual, Asexual, Aromantic, Genderfluid
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mysticalmalady · 11 months
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Fourth Wing Spoiler!!
“Stay with the Wingleader,” was so “Stay with the High Lord” coded
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mysticalmalady · 1 year
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Lucky Charms Marshmallow Treats
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mysticalmalady · 1 year
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am i the only one constantly thinking about Zeitpyramide
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mysticalmalady · 1 year
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been going insane over Bruce in his eating dome for 24 hrs now
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mysticalmalady · 1 year
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Let your garden sleep in. For the pollinators.
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mysticalmalady · 1 year
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tumblr polls have amplified the human need to vote on things. this place just became the roman senate
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mysticalmalady · 1 year
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We just knew.
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mysticalmalady · 1 year
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Illustrating some literal mushroom names in anticipation of baby's first convention season (as an independent artist)
Here's 1 out of 3 - Chicken of the Woods!
Come see me at VanCAF in May if you like chickens and/or mushrooms. I'll have stickers and postcards and other art toooo
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mysticalmalady · 1 year
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If you get any dms on Discord about playtesting a game called "SkyWorld", BLOCK AND REPORT THE ACCOUNT.
This is a virus that takes over your Discord. The website looks like this:
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DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE FILES ON THIS SITE. YOUR DISCORD WILL BE HACKED.
Please reblog this so no one else gets this virus.
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mysticalmalady · 1 year
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Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
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mysticalmalady · 1 year
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I grow our own vegetables. Many hybrid and heirloom varieties are bred for flavor rather than for commercial appeal and travel. There are entire species on the allotment that you can’t easily buy in stores because of this - like salsify, a root vegetable that tastes of fish and shellfish. Our neighbours happily take it to make vegan latkes of alarming similarity to fishcakes. You cannot sell it in stores because - despite looking like a white parsnip - it turns brown when you pick it if you scrape/bruise/cut the white root in any way, or damage the delicate little hairs, for some reason, it BLEEDS RED and is very upsetting to look at.
There are whole classes of foods like this. Foods that just don’t ship well or look good on supermarket shelves. Forbidden fruits. Vegetables that bleed and taste like meat. Sorry about this
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mysticalmalady · 1 year
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TIL in 1915, San Diego hired a “rain maker” who used a secret mix of chemicals to “attract rain” for $10,000, payable if he filled their reservoir. It rained for most of January, destroying bridges, dams, and causing 20 deaths.
via reddit.com
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