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mysterytrainisland · 5 hours
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kennate and kenstewy and kennaomi is like. venn diagram of stewy and nate and naomi where the middle is: partied with kendall shares a deep drug history with kendall has intimate knowledge of kendall’s daddy issues. but in nate’s circle is ‘not interested in kendalls pussy’ and in naomi’s circle is ‘has moved on from kendalls pussy’ and in stewy’s circle is ‘stung by the predatory wasp of the palisades’
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mysterytrainisland · 2 days
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“we need more evil female characters” uou hoes don’t even like Me
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mysterytrainisland · 3 days
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We gotta put on the greatest talent show Tumblr has ever seen to raise the money to wheel pjackk to the trash compactor
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mysterytrainisland · 4 days
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& Then a weird guy appear
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mysterytrainisland · 5 days
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sam and dean could do the folgers incest commercial and the folgers brother/sister could do supernatural (seasons 1-5)
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mysterytrainisland · 6 days
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due to the gut-brain axis, it's impossible to cultivate control of the brain sufficient for psychic powers and control of the diaphragm consistent with urinary continence at the same time. The most powerful espers pee themselves all the time. They view it as tied to their power, and they're right. The next time you see someone doing an omorashi routine you should watch the fuck out. They are capable of incinerating you with their mind
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mysterytrainisland · 7 days
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mysterytrainisland · 8 days
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Janet Fullmer Bajorek - Relaxing in the Information Age (ceramic)
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mysterytrainisland · 9 days
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follow your heart
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mysterytrainisland · 10 days
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"kill em with kindness" WRONG. pig attack
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mysterytrainisland · 11 days
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The women of Yellowjackets on the cover of The Hollywood Reporter
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mysterytrainisland · 12 days
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Rabbit visits a big frozen puddle for some ice skating, or rather ice sitting. I just threw some rocks at the ice instead.
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mysterytrainisland · 13 days
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mysterytrainisland · 14 days
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googling ‘French actresses that nobody cared about that died’
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mysterytrainisland · 15 days
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imagining a kid super excited for take your kid to work day, cuz his dads a vet which is like one of the coolest jobs a dad could have. and on that particular day, theyre putting down like 12 dogs in a row
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mysterytrainisland · 16 days
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