i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

Earlier this week, I had a vision.

"What if we put a little kitty cat bell on Ferguson?"

This vision became reality. Now he has a little bell and we can always hear him coming.

@mysteriouslybluepirate @mysanityisinpieces @izzy-b-hands @drlokiren @gydima @theageoldquestionn @feelmyskin

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

Yeah I'd say I'm a 5.9 on the Kinsey Scale. Yeah I'm like 99% a lesbian. What's the missing 1%? That'd be Con O'Neill.

stizzy is also gentleHANDS, so

Awww if this isn't my favourite little edgelord!!! 😍🥰

@mysteriouslybluepirate @mysanityisinpieces @izzy-b-hands @drlokiren @gydima @theageoldquestionn @feelmyskin

hi stizzy hercules au. bye

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

I think I’ll take my whiskey neat…🥃

This song has been taunting me with a connection to Izzy since the snippet dropped. So after finishing my last big piece I figured I’d put the idea to paper.

[And the neat thing is it can really fit with any Izzy pairing you can think of. They’re just too sweet.]

Chapter 2!

New CalicoJack/IzzyHands Fic!

When Jack Rackham sank into the depths of Blind Man's Cove, he didn't die. He changed. Later he finds a ship missing its usual captains, and Izzy Hands recovering from a shot in his side

A Post S2 [Selkie] CalicoHands story.

Currently at around 6k words, updating as it gets completed! I have this full fic outlined and can't wait to share more <3

what would you do if you murdered someone and this thing showed up at your doorstep and started questioning you

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

straight women need to start fetishising sapphic women so there can be more femslash fan fiction. we gotta outsource and get more writers on board. I want it to get to the point where two women cant be on screen together without having a 80k space opera fic written about them. I want show runners to be scared of cancelling sapphic shows because legions and legions of fans will come after them. dont tell me my priorities are wrong.

Hey fellow authors on AO3, I have a question!

I recently got an email notifying me that my main fic for the OFMD fandom, In Another Form, was requested to be added to a collection. Obviously, I'm flattered, especially as it's an Izzy positive fic group, where I have already enjoy some of the other fics currently listed.

However, I also know whoever owns the collection's group can private or hide the work from anyone reading it. 'In Another Form' is a fic that doesn't get too much attention as a pre S2 Izzy/OC fic, so I worry I wouldn't notice if one day I stopped getting the monthly kudos from it. I wrote all 140k for people to read it, not just one person who gets lucky if I forget I entered it into this collection.

For my other quick fic, I wouldn't mind, but I spent months writing that beast, and to this day, I am very proud of it.

What would y'all do?

Thank you pirate obession for allowing me to write an Anne Bonny presentation 1.5 hours before the deadline.