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myrtlewilson · 8 days
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“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this
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myrtlewilson · 1 month
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can i come over and stand like this
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myrtlewilson · 4 months
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horniness is next to godliness
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myrtlewilson · 4 months
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btw i think it's so awesome and fun when older people dye their white hair purple or pink or blue or whatever colour they fancy and 'overdress' in bright eye catching ostentatious outfits and have quirky interests and styles. you don't have to be young to have fun and be confident! you can still enjoy life when you're old! who cares what anyone else thinks, you've lived longer than they have and know better than to waste it being miserable just to fit in.
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myrtlewilson · 4 months
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Why am I only just finding out now that James and Leigh call this the love scene
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myrtlewilson · 4 months
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will graham patron saint of be bisexual and lie
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myrtlewilson · 4 months
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myrtlewilson · 4 months
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myrtlewilson · 4 months
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myrtlewilson · 4 months
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This might be my favorite submission so far
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myrtlewilson · 5 months
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myrtlewilson · 5 months
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God damn I’ve been Owned…
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myrtlewilson · 6 months
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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
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myrtlewilson · 6 months
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He doesn't want us to cut throught our chains
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he wants us to cut throught our feet
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myrtlewilson · 7 months
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Saw another tiktok of someone making fun of pretentious cinephiles who like eight hour long Latvian movies or whatever and I'm so tired of this shit, man, I'm tired of the stupid explanations people come up with to wave away this dumb, dumb joke
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myrtlewilson · 7 months
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myrtlewilson · 7 months
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We lost the fucking plot when we started doing "pro vs anti" ship discourse i am SO serious when i say that its literally not that deep and treating it like it is will give you brain rot beyond your comprehension
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