(problematic sitcom episode where a straight actor who is mistakenly under the impression that he needs to be gay to be cast in a gay movie role recruits his gay friend to teach him about stereotypes)
straight guy: I’m just having such a hard time remembering all this information about musicals, who’s sondheim again?
friend (trying to talk in a way that he understands): sondheim is the GOAT, man!
straight guy: oh fuck I thought the goat man was dr dillamond (suddenly gets really angry and starts hitting himself on the head) stupid stupid stupid stupid
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people born in 24 Are 2000 now
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kabrus
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POINT AND LAUGH
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the rose/cass/steph love triangle is real. to ME.
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what the actual fuck
we did it everyone. we’re no longer allowed to talk about the CISGENDER MALE CHEST because it’s sexually explicit
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yeah
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I wish rainbow trout flew around in the skies so I could release them like doves at my wedding.
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As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."
I will draw the dog we make. :)
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ex mormons be like "teehee im trans and gay now! 🥰" great! are you gonna talk about the white supremacist rhetoric you internalized? no? hm.
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The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.
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Follow for the same picture of a rock every day
[ image id: a picture of a grey and white rock on a white background, with a stock photo water mark overlaid on it end id]
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