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mykingdomforasong · 2 hours
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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
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mykingdomforasong · 5 hours
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The current state of pop girlies is so funny like
Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical
Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy
Billie Eilish, for some reason:
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mykingdomforasong · 7 hours
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Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off
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mykingdomforasong · 7 hours
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Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.
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mykingdomforasong · 7 hours
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Daria – 2.08: Gifted
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mykingdomforasong · 7 hours
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#Violet Bridgerton + presenting her daughters through the seasons
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mykingdomforasong · 7 hours
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Fuck you, pay me.
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mykingdomforasong · 7 hours
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Ok so today I was on the bus with another trans guy and we were talking about how hard it is to get testosterone. The waiting lists, the price, all the doctors you have to go to, that kind of stuff. Except, we were calling it ’T’, like you do when you’re both closeted and in public.
Then suddenly the elderly lady sitting behind us was like ‘young men, either I’m going crazy or you both have never heard of supermarkets, they have shelves full of tea there! Do you need directions to one?’
To which my buddy starts to explain, because why not. ‘Well you see, we’re both trans, and… ’
The lady didn’t wait for him to finish his sentence. ‘Oh no, I don’t mind that at all! Now do you want to know how to get to a place that sells tea? I’m actually heading there right now!’
We let her take us to the supermarket. We let her show us, excitedly, where the tea was. We both bought loads.
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mykingdomforasong · 8 hours
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mykingdomforasong · 8 hours
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turned this in for my biology assignment today online school is going well
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mykingdomforasong · 8 hours
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The Barbie movie reminded me about how when I was little my parents were upset that I kept making my Barbie dolls kiss, so they bought me a Ken doll. The next day they found me having a funeral for poor Ken in the garden, he had died of tuberculosis. All the Barbies were in attendance and I buried him under our rose bush. The Barbies were too poor to afford a headstone (it was 1875) so I didn’t mark where the grave was and I never could find him again. He’s probably still there.
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mykingdomforasong · 8 hours
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realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"
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mykingdomforasong · 12 hours
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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen
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mykingdomforasong · 12 hours
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Things that work in fiction but not real life
torture getting reliable information out of people
knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
calling the police to deescalate a situation
rafting your way off a desert island
correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
heterosexual cowboy
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mykingdomforasong · 12 hours
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Firestarter
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mykingdomforasong · 12 hours
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Mal's Avatar: The Last Airbender rewatch: The Drill 2.13
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