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emma ★ late 20s ★ she/her ★ this isn’t really a fandom blog but ofmd has a fierce hold on me 🏴☠️
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU'RE A PINK PONY GIRL AND YOU DANCE AT THE CLUB
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nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having
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America is absolutely disconnected to meat
I think I realized this when I had went to see my dad and stepmom one day and asked if I could place my hawk’s food. (A rabbit leg) in the freezer. My step mom was disgusted by the idea that a leg from an animal was in the freezer meanwhile an entire chicken was sitting in the fridge.
Your rotisserie chicken is an entire chicken.
Your pork chop is a hunk of pig.
Your rack of ribs are from a cow’s rib cage.
It’s like Americans view meat as colorful red and pink hued shapes that just exist and come into the world packaged.
You see so many people getting harassed or even having their content flagged for showing how to process or field dress meat when it’s at it’s freshest. Right after culling. For some reason this is considered “gore” by many folks when in reality it’s no more different from plucking a processed chicken after cull.
You also notice that Americans have an idea of what’s normal meat and what isn’t normal meat and there’s racist undertones that I’ve noticed in a lot of these comments left on foreign cooking videos
You have people that claim a video of a man in a different country preparing something like this is “eating a dog.” Meanwhile this is roasted goat.
You have people who’s only perception of an edible fish is in fillet or fish stick form and they call something like this nasty because “Eww there’s a head!” Yeah.. most animals have heads..
Some of ya’ll need to realize what your meat looks like prior to processing and that it’s prepared in different ways. We also need to erase the stigma behind non traditional meats.
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My mom dumped a cluster of tangled necklaces and said "you like challenges right? Can you untangle these"
Anyways that was the most therapeutic five minutes of my life
#UNTANGLERS RISE UP#i love doing this for ppl#when i was a kid i used to imagine growing up and owning a business solely dedicated#to helping ppl untangle jewelry lmao#also pro tip tweezers and safety pins help a lot!!!!
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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
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the most important ingredients for a male character are
-beautiful, flowing hair
-the saddest most pathetic and downtrodden vibes you've ever seen in your life
hope that helps!
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[video by emersonbrophy. caption: no celery was wasted in the making of this video (very sick of ants on a log)]
#is this the british tom cardy#but also yes omg no one ever needs a whole giant bag of celery#recipes only ever call for a few stalks
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Hopefully how we find them a few years down the line 💖
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being told by a mutual that you get it is equivalent to if not even better than being coronated
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it drives me insane that we only see the slightest glimpse of ed’s chest tattoos when he’s wearing the robe in the blanket fort because the lighting’s so dim and they’re still mostly concealed and i want to know what other tattoos he has that we haven’t properly seen yet therefore i demand a shirtless scene in season 2. for that reason and that reason alone.
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people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.
#unfortunately this is true#i went to a movie last night and at first i was kinda bummed that i had no one to go with#but i had a pretty nice time!!!
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ed’s hair accessories ♡
#😭😭😭😭#if i think too hard about high on a rocky ledge i will cry for a long time#our flag means death#edward teach
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i know im a fake ass bitch cuz ive never gotten to do this but now im wondering, have any of yall ever ridden a mechanical bull?
this picture is so funny but you get what i mean
#they had one at my high school grad party lmao#i didn’t last long and got hella rug burns tbh it was not fun
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What's distressing, but also important to understand, about JK Rowling hitting the "Denying trans people were targeted in the Holocaust" point is that it's kind of the last stop before she just goes full alt-right weirdo.
Joanne is denying the Holocaust (if a group was targeted, denying they were targeted is Holocaust denial) and that's going to lead to pushback from historians and experts. But Joanne is too deep in to believe what anyone who disagrees with her says, so she's just going to dismiss what those historians and experts tell her. And once she's disbelieving them about that one thing, well it's just a tiny step to start disbelieving them about other things.
This isn't by accident either, transphobic circles are swarming with far right agitators, ready to use hatred of trans people as an in to recruit people into their causes. They have handbooks for this sort of thing and they are, unfortunately, good at it. I suspect Joanne will be spouting coded versions of Great Replacement stuff by the end of the summer.
This is not a plea to try and pull Joanne out. She's too deep in, and even if she wasn't, she's already demonstrated an inability to examine her own prejudices, an unwillingness to hear criticism and a weakness to flattery. She is perfect recruitment bait for people who know what they're doing, and my impression is she's surrounded herself with people like that.
No, this is to understand two things: First is to use her as an example, to understand how a well meaning liberal can chase their own prejudices down a very dark rabbit hole. We are none of us immune to propaganda and even if we can't change what's happened to her, we can at least use it to protect ourselves.
And second is to understand that one of the main reasons you can't pull Joanne out of the transphobic pipeline is cause she is the pipeline now. She is the transphobic banner bearer now, she is funneling money and attention to these groups, she is their most famous celebrity and she is helping recruit people. Being able to show people how far she's gone, how deep into the right wing rabbit hole she's going, is important to help other people who still think she just "Had some concerns" know where her path leads.
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