Hannity: This is what you said that really interested me. You said that it makes you a different person and you want to offer this medicinal health to others looking for emotional and physical relief. This is medicinal for you, correct?
Tyson: Absolutely! Not only myself but many, many millions and millions and hundreds of millions of people on the planet.
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don't threaten me with a good time
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Ma'am, this is a child's birthday party.
Dafuq you wearing?
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Demokwacy.
When the teacher introduces the abstinence-only "sex-ed" instructor to the class without warning during first period.
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Put those things away before you hurt somebody.
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Fox Nation: the affordable Florida mobile-home park for sunsetting comedians.
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No wonder he's so mad all the time...
He's a palm-sized baby.
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"Cultural Marxism at work." ~some campaigning Republican.
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According to reports, no survivors were found in the glitter-bomb blast during the filming of "MTV Cribs"...
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Just a dollop of c u m b e r r i e s
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