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boops you
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Old man husbands
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mychemicalseal · 3 minutes
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My wife just graduated from their bachelor of digital art and animation degree. I’m exceedingly proud of them, so of course I’ve been calling them:
My bachelor wife
My wife the bachelor
My esteemed and venerated bachelor
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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)
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mychemicalseal · 4 minutes
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mychemicalseal · 5 minutes
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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).
I will draw a picture of the horse we make!
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mychemicalseal · 5 minutes
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As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."
I will draw the dog we make. :)
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mychemicalseal · 5 minutes
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mychemicalseal · 6 minutes
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people who call manual labor boring CLEARLY havent considered the advantages of mindlessly operating a vibrating machine for hours every day
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mychemicalseal · 6 minutes
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hey don’t cry. trees grow out of the ground.
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mychemicalseal · 7 minutes
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potc kiss 🏴‍☠️💖
i saw this tweet and became a man possessed as i drew it as fast as i could
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mychemicalseal · 7 minutes
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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
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mychemicalseal · 8 minutes
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imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut
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mychemicalseal · 2 hours
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guy who installs an adblocker and forgets about it and lives in a beautiful world where online ads have become much less frequent
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mychemicalseal · 2 hours
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kinda obsessed with these, clearly beginner, rings on Etsy being marketed as garnet when i'd bet money that they are glass
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the metal work is. certainly better than what i've ever made, so i don't want to speak to harshly. but uh. um.
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