anyway WebMD said my symptoms are the worst they’ve seen in someone suffering from chronically underkissed syndrome
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this is cute but also i like to think the pope has to preface every single statement with "this isn't dogma but" like he has to break character for a sec and clarify that he's not speaking ex cathedra
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When the heroes are not in the camp
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you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing
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The lgbt urge to have at LEAST this many drinks on your desk when forced to be in the office.
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Guess I know my theme this year.
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