Everyone is the kid who does all the work in a group project... so who are the liars here?
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To all the stoners out there
It’s 4:20 on 4/20 happy weed day little shits
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Oh no I left the ahhhs at home
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If you need to remind me something then you should probably text me because at this time I will be having my daily session of Mental Breakdown™️
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Y’all pray for my grandpa, ain’t nothing wrong with him he just can’t use an iPhone
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He
Aries: He is all too passionate with a big ego
Taurus: He is all too loyal with a little humor
Gemini: He is all too cuddly with a little crazy
Cancer: He is all too soft with a little pride
Leo: He is all too friendly with a little obsessive
Virgo: He is all too comforting with a little cynicalness
Libra: He is all too romantic with a little cheesyness
Scorpio:He is all too perfect with a little drama queen
Sagittarius: He is all too chivalrous with a little psychopath
Capricorn: He is all too giving with a little boring
Aquarius: He is all too amazing with a little sarcastic ass
Pisces: He is all too nice with a little passive aggressiveness
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Me every day
Me: so this guy that I like...
My social anxiety: what if he likes you? What if he asks you out? What will you say? What will you do?¿!!
My depression: he probably doesn’t like you. No one will ever like you. eVER
My narcissism: how could he not? You’re fabulous, sexy and amaZING, everyone loves you!.
Me: sooooo...
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So, what are some symptoms of anxiety
I don’t know, but I have a friend who has been acting strange, and I think she may have anxiety. What are some symptoms?
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Wtf Denny’s
Kyle: “Hey Todd, looks like you’ve been pumpin’ iron.”
Todd: “Nope. Been pumpkin iron.” *flexes pumpkin piecep*
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Das me
When you’re all alone so you can be yourself
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