it is january 1st, 2016
greetings from the past
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im moving to @lamefire
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A true hero
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obi wan when he went to padme’s apartment to tell her what anakin had done
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when u used to be an overachiever but now ur barely running on enough energy to function and u dont know how to cope
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internet slang meanings:
smh: sorry me horny
wtf: want to frick?
tbh: touch boner, honey
lmao: lets masturbate all over
lol: lick on labia
omfg: obama may fuck golfers
rotfl: rub on tip faster, lady
wbu: wild boobies unleashed
fyi: fuck yeah incest
jw: juicy wang
yolo: you only love oral
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All these years I’ve been looking at the wrong side.
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doorways are big enough for humans to fit and furniture is big enough for humans to sit but doorways aren’t big enough for furniture and this seems like a problem.
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Tumblr 364/365: AMERICAN POLITICS!!! AMERICAN POP CULTURE!!! AMERICAN RACISM!!! AMERICAN FOOD!!! AMERICAAA!!!!!!!!!
Tumblr 1/365: Eurovision song contest!
Some Americans: Ugh my dash is full of European shit :/ Can they stop? Or at least include us?
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