1400s French town philosopher about to be hung because he believed the earth was round and not the shape of a Yorkie terrier: and you say you’re from the future? 2016….. many years ahead indeed. You are both musicians correct? perform one of your songs for me if you shall.

the two guys from twenty one pilots with a Time Machine: Yknow I Wasn’t Raised In The Hood But I Know A Thing Or Two About Pain .🖤🥀And Darkness.⛓️😔

new guy from the future year 20500 coming out of a new Time Machine, looking at the two dudes from twenty one pilots: oh there you guys are. Yeah I have to kill you now. Yeah like right now

muriel brings a real “i’m on it boss *fucks up immediately*” energy to good omens i didn’t know i was missing

Allan acknowledges the narrators voice, saying that he’s confused about how there’s only one Allan. This means he hears the narrator and understands what she says.

Later in the movie, when Barbie is crying about how she isn’t pretty anymore, the narrator cuts in to say as a note to the movie creators that Margot Robbie was probably not the best casting choice to make that point. Allan, able to hear and understand the creators voice must have heard this and therefore must know that he is in a movie.

When he is attempting to escape barbieland, Allan pulls a bunch of fighting moves out of nowhere, fighting off several Kens despite the Kens being the stereotype of a strong atheletic guy and Allan being Micheal Cera. It is my hypothesis that this power and strength comes from Allan being aware he is in a movie and therefore, like in a lucid dream, able to manipulate his reality in order to pull off feats like taking on five Kens at once (in a fight). In this essay I will-

"Aroace barbie exists” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"She’s right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 2nd row stands: Greta Gerwig and Margot Robbie

this whole oceangate submarine fiasco has actually led to a lot of interesting talks and debates about the grey area of human empathy vs the inclination to recoil at the bizarre behaviors of the ultra wealthy and how people struggle with both ideas and is actually very interesting to watch play out in different types of people

I promise you not everything has to be made into memes. basic human empathy is a good thing, some of y’all should try that.

We've all seen The Controller by now but I think seeing the CBS guy's reaction to it is vital

Yes, visiting the Titanic is bad, 1500 people died there, it shouldn't be hailed as a tourist attraction. But.

Those five people on that shitty submarine? They deserve to go home to their families. They deserve to live, to hold their loved ones again, to hold their children.

Do not wish death on them. You don't know them. Their monetary status doesn't matter. They're people. Two of them are father and son.

Shame on you for rejoicing in the suffering of others.

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This is a friendly reminder that most victims of the original Titanic disaster were not, in fact, obscenely rich. (Apparently some people have forgotten this.) They were third-class passengers, immigrants looking for a better life who were doomed by the decisions of others and the lack of life boats.

Similarly, not every person on the submersible lost in the Atlantic is guaranteed to be a billionaire. (Some Titaniacs have mortgaged their homes for the chance to go on this kind of trip.) And even if they are all billionaires, this is still a horrible way to die! It’s good to remember that as humans, we should not rejoice in other’s tragedies. We should express sorrow, rage (at those responsible, NOT the victims), and sympathy, and find a way to prevent future tragedies just like this one.

If you're new to tumblr from reddit, we don't do down vote here.

We have a much more …elegant system in place, which I’m sure one of my mutuals would be willing to demonstrate here.

(Someone save Gwen)

Hehe hoho

All my mind went to when he started texting mid-fight

them (affectionate)