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muttdogbaby · 3 days
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my favourite button ever is "open link in new tab"..
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muttdogbaby · 3 days
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I read all the letters you sent me and I cried but when I was done I wanted to text my friends, not you, goodbye baby
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muttdogbaby · 11 days
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I don’t drink caffeine to wake up. I wake up to drink caffeine.
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muttdogbaby · 11 days
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happy "everyone forgets that icarus also flew" monday. i want to throw up !
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muttdogbaby · 11 days
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THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD
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muttdogbaby · 11 days
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— Sylvia Plath, The Journals of Sylvia Plath
[text ID: Outside it is warm and blue and April.]
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muttdogbaby · 14 days
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muttdogbaby · 14 days
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im so normal until 10pm and then the scaries start
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muttdogbaby · 14 days
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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious
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muttdogbaby · 14 days
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he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV
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muttdogbaby · 14 days
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so many areas have been un-wetlanded and we need to re-wet them. if there is an area that makes a big puddle for days every time it rains everyone wants to make a channel to make the water go away faster. but actually that solution creates muddy polluted water flowing rapidly into the streams. the real solution is to dig a wide shallow pit to become a pond and make the water hang out for longer so it can become the cattails' and rushes' home. make sure to make the edges a gradual slope so the frogs can get in easily btw
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muttdogbaby · 14 days
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Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.
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muttdogbaby · 14 days
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― Ovid, Metamorphoses
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muttdogbaby · 14 days
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real
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Edna St. Vincent Millay, from a letter featured in The Letters of Edna St. Vincent Millay
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muttdogbaby · 14 days
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Having my biannual remembering that I still have depression and will always have it yup tfuck
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