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The awkward moment when you don’t know why you’re in a bad mood but you just are
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i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
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so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???
and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”
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So I was taking photos of my cat:
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and he saw the little “on” light of my camera:
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and kinda freaked out and tried to grab it:
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but then:
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21st Century Macgyver
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There are whales alive today that were born before Moby Dick was written. Bowhead whales can live to be over 200 years old, and Herman Melville wrote Moby Dick in 1851. Source Source 2 Source 3
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this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life
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today my anthro professor said something kindof really beautiful:
“you all have a little bit of ‘I want to save the world’ in you, that’s why you’re here, in college. I want you to know that it’s okay if you only save one person, and it’s okay if that person is you”
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I feel like this show broke a lot of barriers
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This incredibly pure and important 
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———————- Twitter - Instagram - Facebook - Google Plus - Pinterest - Gab - Youtube
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R.L. Stine never included divorce, drug use, or child abuse in his Goosebumps books because he wanted to make sure that kids understood they were reading a fantasy that could never happen in real life. Source
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Ancient Persian engineers made their own freezers that kept ice cold - even during desert summers. By 400 BCE, they had perfected the ‘yakhchal,’ which are made of thick, heat-resistant materials. They had vents to funnel breezes to an underground storage area and push warm air out the top, and ice could be brought in during winter to use for making chilled treats in the summer. Source Source 2
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