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Side blog about the world's most sexiest band! One part doodle dump, one part ask blog, and one part in-character blog.
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Some quick Dani's.
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<Sarcasm is hard to express in text form.>
<She wouldn't ask for an encore, she would ask us to get out her room so she can sleep.>
<....Now, for that comment about Danny calling Ninja Brian cringe.>
<Ninja Brian isn't going to kill Danny for calling him cringe.>
<Ninja Brian thinks Danny is cringe too, so we're even.>
Has Danny ever babysat Ninja Audrey? And did he come out of it stab free?
<He has.>
<He's one of the few people that come out alive when babysitting Ninja Audrey.>
<Because he knows a way to put her to sleep.>
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<If Ninja Brian put any higher level of gentle sax, Ninja Audrey would probably stay up all night listening to that and ask for encores.>
Has Danny ever babysat Ninja Audrey? And did he come out of it stab free?
<He has.>
<He's one of the few people that come out alive when babysitting Ninja Audrey.>
<Because he knows a way to put her to sleep.>
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Has Danny ever babysat Ninja Audrey? And did he come out of it stab free?
<He has.>
<He's one of the few people that come out alive when babysitting Ninja Audrey.>
<Because he knows a way to put her to sleep.>
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The vibes being: himbos that are very capable in their own world but know absolutely nothing outside of that world.
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I had a feeling when they first said "Neutral Third Party" so I started recording
I'm not biased I swear, I say on the biased sideblog
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hard to describe the feeling of finishing inside
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2010... what a year.
The boys were just starting off, Tron Legacy was in theaters, and a certain song was playing on the radio.
Good times.
(source 1 2)
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my horny ass would not have survived the great molasses flood of 1919 in boston, massachusetts
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Alright, I think it's time to throw my hat into the ring.
While the answers you guys gave are good... I'm not sure if they fit the second core tenant of NSP, which is the relatability factor.
No Reason Boner is a slight exaggeration of a common thing that most guys go through, so it made me wonder.
What is the female equivalent to that?
It was an obvious answer.
Like, so obvious that I was surprised that no one went in that route yet, but I wasn't sure how to make it into something that NSP would write.
Yes, even though I was a woman, I wasn't sure how to NSP-ify something that I go through every day.
....then I came across this image:
And I knew that it was destiny.
SUDDEN PERIOD.
When you're just going about your day and then your body decides, "Well, nobody's coming for this egg. This seems like a good time to spew my guts out!"
I can already imagine Dani wearing a nice outfit one moment and the next it looks like a murder scene just happened.
No matter how much she prepares, it somehow makes its presence known.
Oh, and I learned that in-between periods, there are periods of horniness.
And if "I Don't Know What We're Talking About" taught me anything, its that most Sexbangs have very poor attention spans.
You can do the math.
...or I can do it for you: She has a hard time keeping track of it because she's more worried about the f--king.
My brain had an interesting question about the genderswap universe (the one with Dani and Brianne):
What would be the genderbent version of No Reason Boner?
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Thanks for reminding me of Game Grumps Pokemon Fire Red Episode 91
Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna laugh my ass off while you guys keep thinking of ideas.
I'll drop off my idea later.
My brain had an interesting question about the genderswap universe (the one with Dani and Brianne):
What would be the genderbent version of No Reason Boner?
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My brain had an interesting question about the genderswap universe (the one with Dani and Brianne):
What would be the genderbent version of No Reason Boner?
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CALLED IT!
Welp, I guess that means that someone out there has to create a gothic emo NSP au.
And I really hope I'm not the one doing it because I have, oh I don't know, THREE AUs ON MY BELT (including the main NSP one)
I'm not sure if I'm ready to carry another one.
@rockthesham thoughts on this?
would daniel heartbreaker technically be danny sexbang, but, like, shadow academy-ified? i feel like it has those vibes
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