I suppose I’m a “glass is half full but the rim of the glass is broken so every time you try to take a drink you cut your lip” kind of person.
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purpose of this poll: basically im wondering if my gran having a pistol was a typical american experience
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Things neurotypical people do that confuse me.
They’ll say “it’s time to go” so I go outside and stand by the car… I wait….. no one else comes outside.
I go back inside and see that they are still talking to someone, haven’t put their shoes on, decide it’s time to cook a four course meal, etc.
Like… you said it was time to go…. Why are we not going????
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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"
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'why r you smiling at your phone' cool girls from tumblr interacting with me mind ur business
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hey idiot. the future called and we’re all eating a delicious meal together and laughing
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im just someones weird mutual
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a shipwreck is literally a type of corpse
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I love baseball
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a FRIEND is a type of WEIRD BUG that you can LOVE
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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document
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floor time save me. floor time. save me floor time
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Laios fighting the dragon, source under the cut
"St. Michael fighting the dragon", located in Chapelle des Saints-Anges, by Delacroix, Ferdinand Victor Eugene, 1849-1861
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Maybe the real mystery flesh pit was the uhhhhhhh maggots we made along the way ?? I don't know I'm really freaked out by this flesh pit I'm not gonna lie
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there are way too many silver laptops where the hell are the pink ones and purple ones and green ones. come on
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