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Mushy the neighborhood mushroom
I like dc and genshin but mostly I like mushrooms.
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The fact this was Damian's go-to fake name is killing me
"Quick think of a fake name!"
"my brother's first name and my other brother's last name. I'm a genius."
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I love them so much
Robins: Being Robin
Issues #1-6
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Cass, pointing at Jason: we're twins
Tim:
Jason: *6'3" 200 lbs of Latino rage and muscle*
Cass: *5'1" 120 lbs of Chinese murder and love*
Tim:
Tim: you're just not
Cass, patting his shoulder: it's okay. easy mistake. we're fraternal twins
Jason, holding up a gun: yep. twins.
Tim: ... good for you
Cass: :D
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DC Super Hero Girls has given me many things. But by far my favorite thing is they have the best incarnation of Bruce Wayne. And I say that not as like oh this is 10000% who Batman is.
No. I mean they have the best version of billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne. Better than even the movies have gotten for one sole reason;
I want you to take one look at this bougie himbo, one fucking look,
And tell me who in their right mind would believe this man is the goddamned Batman.
He is too pretty. Too well put together. Too big a himbo. Too covered in fucking camera crews and groupies to ever pull it off. No one would ever even fucking consider this gem of a man could do it!
But he does and it works so fucking well.
And, oh my God, it’s my new favorite thing.
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best way to solve Jason and the bats impasse:
Jason's allowed to kill, but only on his territory.
He doesn't go after the rogues in Arkham, because they're under incarceration and it would've been unfair to go after them while they're paying for their crimes, but if they escape and enter his territory? That's fair game, the only rogue he'll go after outside of his territory is the Joker, but the bats have a Joker-Red Hood protocol, where in a Joker breakout, they send Cass to hold Jason back while they get him back locked up.
For Jason to get more territory he has to send a letter with every citizen in the block/street's signature, no threatening involved, which is easier to get than the bats might think.
They can't lock Jason up because he's too dangerous to be put with the average criminals and if they send him to Arkham, he'll definitely take the chance to kill some rogues mid breakout. He also threatened to rat everyone else out.
They'll have family dinners every fortnight and everyone goes to mandatory bat approved therapy sessions at least once a month.
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The devil works hard but Bruce Wayne’s PR team works harder
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My little obsession for seeing them together in the dcau hasn't died yet 😭
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gonna download the extremely bad 3rd party dnd sex book so I can laugh at it
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