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Noooo don't get a tattoo it's so permanent blah blah blah my tattoo is whatever I want it to be and today it's an octopus
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mummelthecryptid · 2 hours
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they should add a fishing minigame to tumblr
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biology of a stapler
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mummelthecryptid · 5 hours
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in general I think this website has a serious problem about wanting to feel smugly superior about Literally Everything without spending even five seconds thinking about it first
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mummelthecryptid · 5 hours
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when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late
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mummelthecryptid · 19 hours
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For example, 7x3=21, 5x9=45, etc. If you do, what is it?
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mummelthecryptid · 19 hours
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this tweet rearranged my brain chemistry I think about it every day
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mummelthecryptid · 19 hours
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The steam library really is the gamers refrigerator. I keep checking to see if there's anything I want to play. I have games. I have plenty of games. There's nothing i want to play
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mummelthecryptid · 19 hours
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im tired of online discourse. look at this family of quails
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mummelthecryptid · 19 hours
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saw a gif of that scene on my dash and had to redraw it.
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mummelthecryptid · 19 hours
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I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...
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mummelthecryptid · 19 hours
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The way that Hosea says "the curious couple and their unruly son" does not sound like something he came up with, it sounds like he is quoting something someone else or the newspaper said. I wanna know who called them that and thank them.
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mummelthecryptid · 19 hours
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mummelthecryptid · 19 hours
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I’m sorry this is a whole ass powerpoint
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mummelthecryptid · 19 hours
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bill seacaster thinks that other pirates on leviathan were intimidated by him but in reality it only seemed that way because cathilda was always standing behind him. like this
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