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multishippingsithlord · 7 months
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i gave up on this but they were just teen girls giving eachother their post-mission debriefs :(
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multishippingsithlord · 8 months
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girl if they do you dirty i will riot
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a new hope
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Star Wars Christmas art by Ralph McQuarrie, 1978.
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with new pictures of Hayden Christensen floating around I keep seeing people saying 'imagine if Anakin didn't turn bad, the biggest problem for Luke and Leia would be that their dad is a dilf and all their friends swoon over him when he comes to pick them up from school'
and yes of course that's valid because Anakin would absolutely be casually leaning against his modified speeder with sunglasses on dressed in black like a model but please imagine the twins getting horrified by their friends drooling over him and going "dad you're not allowed to show your face at school now, mom will come pick us up" but HAVE YOU SEEN RECENT PICTURES OF NATALIE PORTMAN?
the twins have zero ideas how hot their parents are, they're just their lame parents, they don't realise that their mom has the face of Natalie Portman and the second their friends see her they're like "your father is a dilf and your mother is a former queen and the nicest AND hottest milf in the galaxy?? you guys are so lucky"
Leia is traumatised and almost shaking, saying, "this is the worst. I can't believe our parents are...." She makes a horrible gagging sound. "...Hot."
"I know, I can't believe it either," Luke groans.
"Next time we'll ask Obi-Wan to come pick us up."
"Oh good idea! It's not like anyone would find old uncle Ben hot!"
"Yes, that's impossible," Leia replies, relieved.
"Impossible!" Luke laughs.
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You’re my present this year.
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this is the funniest YouTube comment under a pedro pascal interview I have ever seen
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Kylo Ren and the Plagiarism
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no offense but if yoda wasn’t such a green little bitch and actually listened to obi wan when he said ‘send me to kill the emperor. I will not kill anakin. he’s like a brother to me’ things would have gone a lot differently
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Image description: it's three illustrations of Ahsoka Tano and Barriss Offee in one sheet. The one on the left is of younger Ahsoka in a brown kimono, she's drinking a space Capri Sun. The illustration on the bottom is of Ahsoka and Barriss, Ahsoka is resting her head on her hand looking annoyed while Barriss is in the back, looking off to the side with a small smile. The illustration at the top right is of Barriss, she looks pained and she's crying. She's holding a crystal above her palm with the force. End of description.
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#yoda: master jedi and master roaster
ATTACK OF THE CLONES 2002 • dir. George Lucas
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Luke saying “you’ll find i’m full of surprises” to Vader before losing his lightsaber and falling down some stairs is such a life mood
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There's nothing left for me here I want to come with you and learn the ways of the force to become a jedi like my father
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The difference between Luke Skywalker single-handedly freeing his friends from Jabba the Hutt’s palace and Luke Skywalker standing on top of the stairs and whispering “I will not fight you, Father” is already a story about how “heroes are actually just people”, we never needed that to be deconstructed further.
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sometimes i get mad at the sequels for just how little info they give us about luke reforming the jedi order after the ot (and what info they do give us is GARBAGE) just bc i love imagining the sheer hilarity of luke running a week long jedi thinktank retreat on ach to with all the remaining surviving jedi to work out the rules of the new jedi order like can you imagine the CHAOS that would ensue??
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Adam Driver’s [respectful] hands appreciation post
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