booty shorts that say “chernobyl” across the ass
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A cat is just a roommate who pays rent in love
oh….. good ask
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liking abba is not your taste in music it’s a way of life and people who don’t like abba can’t reach the ideal world and that is what plato talked about
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bill and ted but with 2010s slang would be fucking lethal
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appreciatinge some dirt today
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perfect !!!
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Coworkers: “Wow look at you listening to your podcasts all the time. How intellectual!”
Me: [awkwardly] “Haha thanks.”
Griffin McElroy, through my earpiece: “When you NUT IN SPACE, it PUSH YOU BACKWARDS.”
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When can we, just as a sentient, modern, community of people, accept deep in our hearts... that The Social Network was actually a pretty boring movie and not worthy of the praise it still manages to garner to this day
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