SOMEONE HIRE ME FOR A BETTER-PAID JOB AT ONCE

THERE'S A ROOM FOR RENT IN A HOUSE NEARBY. THAT HAS. IT'S. IT.

FIREPLACE.

IN THE ROOM.

CLAW-FOOT TUB. CONVERTED GAS LIGHTING FIXTURES

OH MY GODDDD IT'S SO PERFECT AND GORGEOUS I'M GOING TO CHEW DRYWALL

(reader it is twice my current rent)

please picture a dragon. now, imagine it loafing like a cat. hunkered. legges in tight beneath. tail tucked close. eyes half lidded. front feets and claws curled under.

please image this dragon

And though as cruel as it can be, the world can't do a thing to me 💬

i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

WHICH DRAWTECTIVES CHARACTER ARE YOU QUIZ

( 1 ) How would you prefer to spend your weekend?

a - Watching anime and hitting on hot girls

b - Lifting heavy things like refrigerators, rocks, and all my best friends

c - Literally anything but babysitting god please

d - Listening to all my favorite musical soundtracks whilst inventing a workaround for mortality itself so that I don’t have to confront my grief properly

e - Walking dogs 🐶🦴🐾

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as soon as i get drawtectives season three i am going to be insufferable. just their re designs alone will keep me fed for weeks. you're tell me i get the old butch of all time back on my screen? with her dolly parton but buffer wife? and their three adopted but also polycule children and their child who is a 43 year old man? BACK ON MY SCREEN, AT SOME POINT??? AND THERES GONNA BE A MYSTERY AND MAYBE DRAWING-